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A parasite from a mouse dropping I ate is paralyzing my brain
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2018-03-18 at 1:55 PM UTCI'm so fucked
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2018-03-18 at 2:29 PM UTC
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2018-03-18 at 2:31 PM UTCIn 48 hours I'll no longer be able to move
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2018-03-18 at 2:34 PM UTCShe's hatched eggs and they're eating at the walls of my large intestine
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2018-03-18 at 2:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by lempoid loompus She's hatched eggs and they're eating at the walls of my large intestine
you do know the large intestines are a bit of a travel from the brain...right? unless you relocated your brain closer to your digestive tract to make it a shorter distance for the drugs you take to go to become effective. -
2018-03-18 at 3:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock you do know the large intestines are a bit of a travel from the brain…right? unless you relocated your brain closer to your digestive tract to make it a shorter distance for the drugs you take to go to become effective.
And its not like drugs travel through the blood! -
2018-03-18 at 3:19 PM UTCJust drink bleach. You'll be fine.
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2018-03-18 at 3:20 PM UTCYeah the eggs latch onto my bone marrow and take over white blood cell/antibody production so the Queen becomes stronger and the eggs pile up in every organ
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2018-03-18 at 3:21 PM UTCsounds nasty
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2018-03-18 at 3:25 PM UTCThe Queen lives in my brain tissue as the throne. Soon my thoughts will all be reflections of The Worm
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2018-03-18 at 3:26 PM UTCI can't wait to see what the worm wants
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2018-03-18 at 3:32 PM UTCA new society.
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2018-03-18 at 3:36 PM UTCSilence causes violence. Don't be a victim. Speak out about mouse dropping parasite abuse today.
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2018-03-18 at 3:44 PM UTC
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2018-03-18 at 4:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by lempoid loompus The Queen lives in my brain tissue as the throne. Soon my thoughts will all be reflections of The Worm
after millennias of coexisting together, the parasitic flea has actually reprogrammed cats into a kneady creature.
the reason cats knead humans, furnitures walls beside each other is to facilitate the transfer of fleas from that which had ... to those which had not. -
2018-03-18 at 4:05 PM UTCin soviet russia, dough kneads you
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2018-03-18 at 4:17 PM UTCI AM A GENIUS.
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2018-03-18 at 4:36 PM UTCThere is a mouse in your pocket