A parasite from a mouse dropping I ate is paralyzing my brain

1. 2018-03-18 at 1:55 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm so fucked
2. 2018-03-18 at 2:29 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus I'm so fucked

   
   you better leave it there. its adding to your IQ points that youve lost from all the solvent huffing you did that dissolved your brain cells
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
3. 2018-03-18 at 2:31 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   In 48 hours I'll no longer be able to move
4. 2018-03-18 at 2:34 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   She's hatched eggs and they're eating at the walls of my large intestine
5. 2018-03-18 at 2:58 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus She's hatched eggs and they're eating at the walls of my large intestine

   
   you do know the large intestines are a bit of a travel from the brain...right? unless you relocated your brain closer to your digestive tract to make it a shorter distance for the drugs you take to go to become effective.
6. 2018-03-18 at 3:13 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock you do know the large intestines are a bit of a travel from the brain…right? unless you relocated your brain closer to your digestive tract to make it a shorter distance for the drugs you take to go to become effective.

   
   And its not like drugs travel through the blood!
7. 2018-03-18 at 3:19 PM UTC

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   なに？ Yung Blood
   Just drink bleach. You'll be fine.
8. 2018-03-18 at 3:20 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah the eggs latch onto my bone marrow and take over white blood cell/antibody production so the Queen becomes stronger and the eggs pile up in every organ
9. 2018-03-18 at 3:21 PM UTC

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   mso8 Houston
   sounds nasty
10. 2018-03-18 at 3:25 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The Queen lives in my brain tissue as the throne. Soon my thoughts will all be reflections of The Worm
11. 2018-03-18 at 3:26 PM UTC

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    Xlite African Astronaut
    I can't wait to see what the worm wants
12. 2018-03-18 at 3:32 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A new society.
13. 2018-03-18 at 3:36 PM UTC

    #13
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Silence causes violence. Don't be a victim. Speak out about mouse dropping parasite abuse today.
14. 2018-03-18 at 3:44 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    
    
    

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus A new society.

15. 2018-03-18 at 4:04 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus The Queen lives in my brain tissue as the throne. Soon my thoughts will all be reflections of The Worm

    
    after millennias of coexisting together, the parasitic flea has actually reprogrammed cats into a kneady creature.
    
    the reason cats knead humans, furnitures walls beside each other is to facilitate the transfer of fleas from that which had ... to those which had not.
16. 2018-03-18 at 4:05 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    in soviet russia, dough kneads you
17. 2018-03-18 at 4:17 PM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I AM A GENIUS.
18. 2018-03-18 at 4:36 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    There is a mouse in your pocket