Bartenders that don't know how to make drinks

1. 2018-03-16 at 11:25 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   
   
   
   
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2. 2018-03-17 at 4:17 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 You need a certificate to bartend for a vast majority of the US. I think most probably start out in other positions at restaurants with bars and then get offered a promotion if they'll get the certificate.

   
   I drank in bars all over the country and never met a bartender with a "certificate". Don't say things and we won't know you're stupid.
3. 2018-03-17 at 4:25 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There are definitely bartender certificates
4. 2018-03-17 at 4:31 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by greenplastic There are definitely bartender certificates

   
   There are "certificates" for just about anything. Hell you can even get trained in underwater basket weaving at Rutgers. That doesn't mean that people waste money on getting "certified" to sling liquor.
   
   
   
5. 2018-03-17 at 5:13 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   ^ That looks so fucking stupid and boring.
   
   I'm kind of curious about that advanced napping class, though.
6. 2018-03-17 at 5:44 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   lvl 99 pretencity.
7. 2018-03-17 at 6:17 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Malice ^ That looks so fucking stupid and boring.
   
   I'm kind of curious about that advanced napping class, though.

   
   scuba diving is fun, can't really comment on the basket weaving part
8. 2018-03-17 at 6:25 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker There are "certificates" for just about anything. Hell you can even get trained in underwater basket weaving at Rutgers. That doesn't mean that people waste money on getting "certified" to sling liquor.
   
   
   

   
   I'm not saying it holds any merit, but there are bartending schools people pay money to go to
9. 2018-03-17 at 6:39 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws You got that backwards, the vast majority of districts DON’T require a cert, there’s a few that do

   
   Yeah, no. The majority of states in the US require a license to serve booze. Florida doesn't, so maybe that's why you think otherwise. But in most of the US you have state or state backed agencies requiring certification.
10. 2018-03-17 at 6:51 AM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Lanny scuba diving is fun, can't really comment on the basket weaving part

    
    Even in a pool?
11. 2018-03-17 at 7:17 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Malice Even in a pool?

    
    Yeah, you generally learn to scuba dive in a pool. Like it wouldn't be fun to do more than a couple of times I imagine, but when you're just learning you're a lot more focused on the technical aspects of diving than the environment you're doing it in.
12. 2018-03-17 at 9:06 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum Yeah, no. The majority of states in the US require a license to serve booze. Florida doesn't, so maybe that's why you think otherwise. But in most of the US you have state or state backed agencies requiring certification.

    
    i would have thought it would be the same as here in the UK where the owner or manager of the establishment has to hold a license, but not the staff.
    
    
    
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13. 2018-03-17 at 9:07 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i've always wanted to do scuba diving.
    
    
    
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14. 2018-03-17 at 10:26 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by greenplastic I'm not saying it holds any merit, but there are bartending schools people pay money to go to

    
    I can't argue with that truth
15. 2018-03-17 at 6:50 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist i've always wanted to do scuba diving.

    
    real men dive without scuba.
    
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16. 2018-03-18 at 3:19 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    maybe ur a bad tipper. lol
17. 2018-03-18 at 1:28 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by benny vader real men dive without scuba.
    
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    i do, but always wanted to try scuba, ya mug.
    
    
    
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18. 2018-03-18 at 2:58 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by NARCassist i do, but always wanted to try scuba, ya mug.

    
    so you wanted to try being less manly.
    
    got it.
    
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19. 2018-03-18 at 3:15 PM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Lanny: "Barkeep, make me a China Town Girl, on the rocks, double-neat."
    
    Waiter: "...I'll...I'll be right back..."
    
    Bartender: "He wants a what? God I hate these faggot hipsters and their faggot drinks."
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • NARCassist
20. 2018-03-18 at 3:17 PM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I'll have a Bang Twig Bedsheet, frozen with salt, please.