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Where did your first romantic relationship go wrong?
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2018-03-16 at 12:46 PM UTC
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2018-03-17 at 3:07 AM UTCI just decided I didn't want to be in a relationship with the dude I was with. He was really broken up about it, and then got really spiteful and shitty about it, so from then on, it was constant back and forth insults, to see who had the best come back, I guess. This was when I was like 13, he was 16. I kinda stayed... friends with him, but I use that term loosely, for all the insulting banter going both ways, but I'd still get him rides and shit, even with this dude he ended up fucking and he'd still get me high... ad sometimes, when it counted, like when I was really upset or depressed, he'd be sweet and affectionate and try to help, even so much so to lend me some money, and pay for my concert ticket if I got caught and didn't have one, before I had moved... I had moved shortly there after, but he was friends with other friends of mine and we still talked sometimes. Then he moved fairly close to where I lived, and we stayed in contact, hung out once in a while, and he sold me weed now and again when my guys were out. Ended up fucking him when I was 17, on Valentine's day, though I didn't realize then the date. My birthday was coming up, so he smoked me out and sold me weed. 20$ for well over an ounce of some really top shelf shit... eded up staying the night, then we fucked, and never talked about it again. Kinda grew apart after that. He moved so.
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2018-03-17 at 3:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone I just decided I didn't want to be in a relationship with the dude I was with. He was really broken up about it, and then got really spiteful and shitty about it, so from then on, it was constant back and forth insults, to see who had the best come back, I guess. This was when I was like 13, he was 16. I kinda stayed… friends with him, but I use that term loosely, for all the insulting banter going both ways, but I'd still get him rides and shit, even with this dude he ended up fucking and he'd still get me high… ad sometimes, when it counted, like when I was really upset or depressed, he'd be sweet and affectionate and try to help, even so much so to lend me some money, and pay for my concert ticket if I got caught and didn't have one, before I had moved… I had moved shortly there after, but he was friends with other friends of mine and we still talked sometimes. Then he moved fairly close to where I lived, and we stayed in contact, hung out once in a while, and he sold me weed now and again when my guys were out. Ended up fucking him when I was 17, on Valentine's day, though I didn't realize then the date. My birthday was coming up, so he smoked me out and sold me weed. 20$ for well over an ounce of some really top shelf shit… eded up staying the night, then we fucked, and never talked about it again. Kinda grew apart after that. He moved so.
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2018-03-17 at 3:19 AM UTC7th grade
i got my best friend expelled for lulz and it made her mad
i had cold sores all over my lips on bundy which made her think i have herpoys
she stopped kissing and hugging me
i started fapping to elaborate torture/murder fantasies about her
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2018-03-17 at 3:27 AM UTCHow did you get her expelled?
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2018-03-17 at 3:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice How did you get her expelled?
i got a different person expelled who was friends with her
he kept on ditching hangouts with me and made fun of me for being a druggie so we werent friends anymore. and brought a butterfly knife to school. he dared me to snitch and i was in suspension so i figured it would get me out of trouble, so i did and im not even sure if he had to be expelled but his parents probably agreed to taking him out as well and he cried like a bitch in front of everyone. so much for being a tough guy gangster right? we threw rocks at moving cars for a while lol -
2018-03-17 at 8:07 PM UTC'' benny ... ''
'' yes sis ... ''
''i think the condom just broke. '' -
2018-03-17 at 9:03 PM UTCBig sis.
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2018-03-17 at 9:07 PM UTCHer parents said I was too old for her and manipulated her into breaking up with me by threatening to phone the cops. Sad times.
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2018-03-17 at 9:10 PM UTC
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2018-03-17 at 9:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader '' benny … ''
'' yes sis … ''
''i think the condom just broke. ''
amateurs.
me: 'benny'
you: 'mmff-ggff-kkkkk'
me: 'you were supposed to remind me not to go balls-deep in your asshole. we're trying not to choke you into unconsciousness again'
you: 'kkkkkKKKKKKKhhhhhhhhhHHH...' -
2018-03-17 at 10:28 PM UTC
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2018-03-17 at 10:46 PM UTCEvery time I think about prom night I involuntary say CUNT!!
The CUNT was a CUNT and a BITCH WORE FUCKING CUNT.
Self Absorbed princess that fucked her Daddy. -
2018-03-17 at 11:28 PM UTC
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2018-03-17 at 11:33 PM UTC
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2018-03-17 at 11:54 PM UTC
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2018-03-18 at 1:09 AM UTCMe: 18 years old, 8/10, naive faggot poser, functional degenerate on weekly drug binges, casual sexual experiences with friends/one night stands only, pretending to be a girl on zoklet and and gassed about entering a top 5 uni
Her: 19 years old, 8.5/10, bipolar type 1, BPD, manipulative, charming, socially intelligent but not on my level intellectually, upper echelon daddy issues, dat ass tho
Setting: winter, snow up to your knees, a Lithuanian village by the name of Jaksiai Kedainiai, literally huts with furnaces for heating with every single person spending their entire day drinking home made vodka, hydrating themselves with one glass of water every morning and beer for the rest of the day
Occasion: visiting her alcoholic father who lives with his 70 year old mother, he's 38 but looks 57, 2 teeth, bad posture, croaky voice, communicates with me in broken Russian, smokes 40 cigarettes a day, shits twice a week, seizures if no alcohol
Where did it go wrong: we all get drunk and bitch starts arguing with her alky father about being neglected and abused as a child, somewhere among the blur a knife is grabbed off the table, chewing rye bread like a good goy I stand up to calm her down, she starts freaking out at me totally blackout drunk, a psychotic mess, as I try to casually take the knife off her, I'm nervously laughing, bitch comes at me and attempts to stab me in the face/neck - due to years of MMA training (under spectral's tutelage) I reflexively parry her knife hand, cutting myself in the process and elbow her in the jaw, she falls and gets KOd. Comes around after a few seconds and starts crying about how I beat her up, I mount her and start screaming in her face about how she nearly killed me while her dad is cracking up in the background and the grandma is casually strolling into the room with bandages while muttering some shit to herself about the mess, my blood all over her face and shirt now, I'm still screaming and put my forearm on her neck, pushing, trying not to choke her to death. I fucked her so good that night mostly out of fear, trauma, I'm in the middle of nowhere, I cum inside her and cry myself to sleep. We didn't go back to London until a week later. Immediately cut off all contact. 7 years later she still messages me on FB and I have never replied to this day. -
2018-03-18 at 1:13 AM UTCSounds like fun
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2018-03-18 at 1:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Daily - due to years of MMA training (under spectral's tutelage) I reflexively parry her knife hand, cutting myself in the process…
Originally posted by Daily years of MMA training
yet you didnt consider a back heel into her solar plexus which would have kept you out of knifing range and taken a little girl out effectively without breaking anything important or resulting in messy cleanup... -
2018-03-18 at 2:47 AM UTCWhen I was 21 my subletted house got raided because my friend liked to order massive quantities of drugs from China. I couldn't sell anymore because I was obviously being watched hardcore so I moved half way across the country to live with my family. Cue isolation and alcoholism to due to living in the bible belt. Cue a drunken phone call to my girlfriend of 3 years accusing her of sleeping with some dude posting cute memes on her social media constantly. Cue break up and stronger alcoholism. Cue them getting together a month after we broke up and still being together til today.
If you want the bitches send them cute and funny memes.
