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  1. #21
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum Honestly Kevin, it's pretty fucked up of you to make this thread. I've kept it out of public light for years out of fear you'd retaliate, but no more. I can't stand by and let you stack victims like Bill Krozby stacks legos.

    Zanick mugged, beat, and raped me while parked in the lot of an outdoor shopping mall.

    There was never any need for silence. I'm glad I did it, and I think of it fondly at least once a day. The more people who know what I did, and how much fun it was for me, the better. If I had to choose, the best part was probably when I stumbled over to those kids who saw it happen, still totally naked and stinking of rape, and gave them all of your blood-stained cash. No joke, I seriously did it for free because I loved doing it, and I'm also glad that you've suffered. I wish more predators would praise their own work, we really do need a better social image than Bill Krozby.

    Originally posted by greenplastic They didn't know I had it on me, I had just got off work and was skating to meet the dude with the oxy and got off to walk past this grassy area into a parking lot and they were there asking me for a dollar and I said no, so he was like "lemme see yo wallet NIGGA" and I was like nah fuck this and just started skating away thinking they weren't gonna do shit. One got me in a headlock and pulled out this fake gun but I somehow punched him in the stomach and grabbed it from him then twisted around and ran up on this sidewalk with his fake gun and scared the shit outta some soccer mom that was there.

    They took my skateboard and drove off with it so I just chalked it up as a loss and started walking home ass pissed off and they came up behind me again and were trying to get my wallet out of my pocket, but the guy kept like throwing me on the ground and then one of them was holding my arms behind my back with my ass (where my wallet was, in the pocket), and the guy in front of me was trying to find a way to get into my back pocket but I kept trying to kick in the stomach. Then finally there were some cars coming along the road we were on so I just told them I'd give them my wallet, then ran across the street shortly before the cars crossed so it would be more difficult for them to follow me, (the stretch of road was between two traffic lights, so there were 3 lanes with short bursts of cars followed by dead periods) then I pulled out my phone to try to get a ride because I wasn't about to walk the rest of the way, and they booked it out of there.

    Wow, it sounds like they were real amateurs at robbing people. I'm glad they didn't pull a real gun on you, nigga.
  2. #22
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws A few years ago I was walking home from work at like 2AM and noticed this crackhead following me getting closer and closer, just eyeballing me. Eventually he got about 10 feet back and I kind of just stopped and looked at him. He started talking shit and rambling, I didn’t say anything just kept mad dogging him.

    Then he said some shit like “oh you think you’re tough, you won’t be so tough when I bash your fuckin head in. Are you fucking tough now??” and he pulled a claw hammer out of his sleeve. He took a couple swings at me and got me in the left arm pretty bad as I shielded myself. I managed to get a few hits in on his jaw and made him stumble, pushed his ass on the ground and got the fuck outta there

    Holy shit, that's a pretty serious assault. What kind of injuries did you suffer?
  3. #23
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick Holy shit, that's a pretty serious assault. What kind of injuries did you suffer?

    loss of any modicum of masculinity he may have ever had.
  4. #24
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I don't know about that, he's got a pretty masculine voice.
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick I don't know about that, he's got a pretty masculine voice.

    your interpretation of what a faggot sounds like is open for debate.
  6. #26
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    No, but I probably came close. 3 young niggers were following me from the train station, but fortunately I noticed them in time. You could tell by their moments. Only time they ever move fast is when they're up to something. I have a very high level of awareness and unusually good peripheral vision. Asperger's has actually been found to produce significant differences in the visual cortex and visual acuity as well as ability to detect moment is far higher than normal. I made a sudden turn to confirm whether they were following me, then went into the middle of the street (cars weren't that common there due to the way it was set up) and pretended to be confused, then turned to walk back. Once I was right by the station, which has a police substation, and confronted them right by a police car due to the strong psychological impact of it. Then it went like this:

    "Hey, are you guys following me?"

    "Why, you want some?"

    pulls out pepper spray

    "What the fuck is that?"

    "Pepper spray."

    "Pepper spray, nigga, I got a glock."

    Anyway, I tried to defuse the situation and they walked away, but I saw them just standing there watching me from a block away. I then ratted them out to the cops and 2 ended up getting arrested, although one ran.
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  7. #27
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by infinityshock your interpretation of what a faggot sounds like is open for debate.

    I didn't mean "voice" as in sound, I meant that if you were even moderately literate, you'd probably have noticed that he comes across as more masculine than not in his writing. Go back to grade school, punk.

    Originally posted by Malice No, but I probably came close. 3 young niggers were following me from the train station, but fortunately I noticed them in time. You could tell by their moments. Only time they ever move fast is when they're up to something. I have a very high level of awareness and unusually good peripheral vision. Asperger's has actually been found to produce significant differences in the visual cortex and visual acuity as well as ability to detect moment is far higher than normal. I made a sudden turn to confirm whether they were following me, then went into the middle of the street (cars weren't that common there due to the way it was set up) and pretended to be confused, then turned to walk back. Once I was right by the station, which has a police substation, and confronted them right by a police car due to the strong psychological impact of it. Then it went like this:

    "Hey, are you guys following me?"

    "Why, you want some?"

    pulls out pepper spray

    "What the fuck is that?"

    "Pepper spray."

    "Pepper spray, nigga, I got a glock."

    Anyway, I tried to defuse the situation and they walked away, but I saw them just standing there watching me from a block away. I then ratted them out to the cops and 2 ended up getting arrested, although one ran.

    That sounds like a close call. Why do you think they left when they had you outnumbered and outgunned? Did they have a chance to say anything as they were cuffed?
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick I didn't mean "voice" as in sound, I meant that if you were even moderately literate, you'd probably have noticed that he comes across as more masculine than not in his writing. Go back to grade school, punk.

    you i­lliterate fucking retard. voice is the sound produced by talking which is literally what you said. voice. thats a quote, you i­lliterate fucking retard. considering the definition of the term and the syntax you used it in, then later trying to play it off by saying you didnt 'mean' to say what you said, youve made one single thing abundantly clear: youre an idiot.

    speaking of going back to grade school, you need to have a third grader proof read you posts.

    while youre at it, find a male adult with more male-ness than your daddy had because your ability to determine masculinity is flawed badly. keep in mind...your daddy poking you in your pooper when he tucked you in at night...thats not that masculinity thing i mentioned. nor are you for enjoying it so much.
  9. #29
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Zanick That sounds like a close call. Why do you think they left when they had you outnumbered and outgunned? Did they have a chance to say anything as they were cuffed?

    Well it was right by the BART, which is pretty heavily used, and there was a police substation at ground level within 40 feet or so. Cops were regularly around that area. It would have been pretty fucking stupid of them to try anything, they were likely all talk.

    I never heard anything about it afterward. I don't know if they said anything.
  10. #30
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    I remember I talked this guy into hitting the next random stranger he saw in the face under the pretense we would rob him after he knocked the guy out. Without hesitating he cold cocked the next guy he saw. He hit him so hard the sucker flipped over a chain between two posts and never moved after he hit the ground. I just kept walking like I didn't know either of them.

    That's real trolling you fucking amateurs.
  11. #31
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by infinityshock you i­lliterate fucking retard. voice is the sound produced by talking which is literally what you said. voice. thats a quote, you i­lliterate fucking retard. considering the definition of the term and the syntax you used it in, then later trying to play it off by saying you didnt 'mean' to say what you said, youve made one single thing abundantly clear: youre an idiot.

    speaking of going back to grade school, you need to have a third grader proof read you posts.

    while youre at it, find a male adult with more male-ness than your daddy had because your ability to determine masculinity is flawed badly. keep in mind…your daddy poking you in your pooper when he tucked you in at night…thats not that masculinity thing i mentioned. nor are you for enjoying it so much.

    I have a browser extension that proofreads for me. Here's what it makes of your post:

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  12. #32
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Zanick I'm afraid of my sister

    I have a browser extension that translated your post.
  13. #33
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'll mug you if you don't stop it with the threads. Enough is enough.
  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick I have a browser extension that proofreads for me. Here's what it makes of your post:


    thats pathetic. blaming your poor computer for your own ignorance and illiteracy.
  15. #35
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i had three young lads trying to be big asses in jail try and rob the smack i had on me when i went in there. it was only about a sixteenth if that. the moment they came in my cell i knew they were fucking amateurs. they spent like two minutes asking me if i had any gear etc, i know full well anyone with serious intention of hurting you would come straight in and hit first, then ask. after a while they started trying to put it on me and one pulls this sock out which obviously had a pool ball in it. i stood up off the chair and they turned and shot out the cell like lightning, lol.



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  16. #36
    Originally posted by NARCassist i had three young lads trying to be big asses in jail try and rob the smack i had on me when i went in there. it was only about a sixteenth if that. the moment they came in my cell i knew they were fucking amateurs. they spent like two minutes asking me if i had any gear etc, i know full well anyone with serious intention of hurting you would come straight in and hit first, then ask. after a while they started trying to put it on me and one pulls this sock out which obviously had a pool ball in it. i stood up off the chair and they turned and shot out the cell like lightning, lol.



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    do you look intimdating irl or something?
  17. #37
    Originally posted by greenplastic do you look intimdating irl or something?

    No, he doesn't
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Jeremus No, he doesn't

    lol have you seen him?

    i never really imagined him seeming intimidating though really.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by greenplastic lol have you seen him?

    i never really imagined him seeming intimidating though really.

    Probably because subconsciously you imagine him as his avatar
  20. #40
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by greenplastic do you look intimdating irl or something?

    i'm 6'2 pretty well built and shaved head, i'm pretty sure i can handle most guys or at least give as good as i get.



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