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Have you ever been mugged?
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2018-03-16 at 11:26 PM UTCI quoted the wrong thing. Meant to quote the post before that
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2018-03-16 at 11:29 PM UTC
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2018-03-16 at 11:30 PM UTCPOSTING IN A KROLO THREAD!
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2018-03-16 at 11:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Fox Paws Shimmering shit? You might wanna get that checked out
it's when you get fucked in the mouth by too many faggots and swallow so much of their fagg-goo your alimentary canal compensates by adding glitter to the digestive product somewhere in the intestines, resulting in shimmering or glittering shits. -
2018-03-16 at 11:37 PM UTC*farts on jills head and then his cheese in his fridge while he's asleep*
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2018-03-16 at 11:38 PM UTC
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2018-03-17 at 2:03 AM UTCNever. I won't go down without a fight.
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2018-03-17 at 2:56 AM UTC
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2018-03-17 at 8:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock after reading these posts im dubious that anyone on this site has any balls between their legs other that the ones slapping there when some random stranger goes a little too deep.
i suspect the cause is lack of suitable male role models considering the active juden-kike conspiracy to turn every white male into a bottom-fag eunuch and every woman into a pregnant, baby-daddy-less miscegenist. that being the case, i shall supply an example of how a male is supposed to react to conflict.
rule #1 yes, violence is the answer. anyone who says otherwise is a bottomfag uber-bottom juden-kike shill
if in doubt about violence being the answer, refer to rule #1
now that we've established that, so ensues the story which someone told me about. it may have happened…it may not have happened…i have no idea but i have no reason to doubt the sincerity of the person who told it to me. or maybe the whole thing is pure fiction…i dont know.
once upon a time, in a land far, far away, the hero of our story is wandering through a handsome and well tanned individual-fuxated city which was at one time white-majority but at the time had become completely overrun with mudslime immigrants from assorted mudslime countries.
while walking down an alleyway made of shitty cobblestones that were probably originally set in the 1500's (literally…not exaggerating) and approaching a 'T' in the direction, a trio of handsome and well tanned individuals that had been leaning against the side of one of the buildings started watching our hero while trying to not make it obvious. their head and body movements could almost have been mistaken for casual curiosity of a visitor if they hadnt been accompanied by the typical subconscious change of stance into aggressive mannerisms and an exaggerated attempt at seeming busy doing something that was nothing.
when separation of about ten feet happened, the handsome and well tanned individual trio suddenly found themselves not so busy doing what they were doing and approached the lone walker, hands in their pockets, making general disparaging comments, the most frequent and prominent being…quote…'go home american. we hate you. we kill you'…in the typical mudslime accent that sounded like some sort of retarded chinese kid wearing braces trying to speak swahili.
the hero didnt say a word and tried to continue walking past the handsome and well tanned individuals since no matter what the outcome the results and consequences would be less than appealing.
the less-than-civilized vermin approached to within arms length when one tried to push the hero with no affect, then another tried for a head-shot with an open palm, with the only result being knocking off a pair of glasses. at this point, with two handsome and well tanned individuals directly blocking the path, the third behind those two, and the first two already having made physical attacks, the heros response was a hearty knuckle directly into the temple of the closest mudslime causing him to fall into his boyfriend, who caught him and tried to hold him up but the weight dragged them both down in a combination of a fall and assisted-crash-landing. the expression on the faces of the three handsome and well tanned individuals was that of amazement which, later on, was discovered to be due to the method of H2H mudslimes preferred was not closed-fist punches, but open-handed slapping. getting punched in the face was an experience these parasitic beasts had never experienced.
the two incapacitated handsome and well tanned individuals recovered quickly then all three lunged at the hero, tackling him to the ground, where an ensuing wrestling match along with some kicking, led to one of the mudslimes magically conjuring a knife from somewhere at about the same time another of them found an elbow suddenly against his jaw after a high-speed transit. the elbow-victims head was flat on the ground, ear down, when the elbow impacted and based on how much 'give' there was on impact, he was going to be on a liquid diet for awhile.
to make a long story short, liquid-diet boy and one of his compatriots ran off together yammering on in their native language, while the one who thought it'd be a good idea to bring a knife to a fist fight staggered a few yards, collapsed to the ground, and was left curled-up in some detritus and discarded debris, no longer in possession of his knife but the proud owner of a shiny new orifice several inches deeper than the blade was long.
the hero of our story rode off into the sunset, assuring there was zero possibility the knife would ever be seen again.
the end.
B.
complicated and borderline confusing character naming scheme ruined the fluidity of the story. -
2018-03-18 at 1:37 AM UTCThere have been many attempts because I'm a 9/10, and for some reason, people like to think that good looking guys are more likely to let it happen. When a nigger (always a nigger) approaches me with the usual "what you got for me fam?" or "you're in the wrong ends bruv" or "blud gimme ur phone or i'll fuckin shank u" I simply put my hands up innocently and say "yeah sure man, i don't want no trouble" then BLAM BLAM in the fucking jaw and I'm fuckken out (I was in the 100m/200m athletics team in high school). My one twos are sharp but I'm also not sticking around because everybody gets knifed over some stupid bullshit here.
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2018-03-18 at 1:55 AM UTC
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2018-03-18 at 1:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by Daily There have been many attempts because I'm a 9/10, and for some reason, people like to think that good looking guys are more likely to let it happen. When a nigger (always a nigger) approaches me with the usual "what you got for me fam?" or "you're in the wrong ends bruv" or "blud gimme ur phone or i'll fuckin shank u" I simply put my hands up innocently and say "yeah sure man, i don't want no trouble" then BLAM BLAM in the fucking jaw and I'm fuckken out (I was in the 100m/200m athletics team in high school). My one twos are sharp but I'm also not sticking around because everybody gets knifed over some stupid bullshit here.
same with me. its ALWAYS niggers...i havent been in a fight-fight with a white since middle school. -
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