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If you became the leader of your country, what would be your first decision?

  1. #1
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'd pass an emergency drug package by executive order. This would pardon all minor drug offenders, commute the sentences of distributors, dissolve the DEA, establish a number of harm-reduction policies, and mandate legalization/decriminalization across the board.
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  2. #2
    Legalize everything
  3. #3
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Resign.
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  4. #4
    HTS highlight reel
    Pursue annexation by the United States of America.
  5. #5
    Which bathroom to take a shit in
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Instigate national service
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    We'll ban Islam.
    And we'll ban Imams.
    We'll ban haram.
    And the Quran.

    Then we would deport all muslims, born here? Too bad you're going to the desert.

    Then we'd leave the European Union. And build a gigantic wall around the borders. Team up with Poland and the other East-bloc countries that are anti immigration. Get the fuck out of Dodge as far as NATO is concerned. Team up with Russia and buy all the resources we need from them.

    With all those resources it is now time for re-armament. Of the military and the citizenry. Repeal all gun laws, repeal all trade restrictions, repeal all socialist policies, encourage charity for the deserving poor. We'll set up some dope ass propaganda efforts for that, de-regulate healthcare and decentralize as much as possible. So we will use the machinery of the state for good. After which, i'll disband half and where possible more, of the institutions of the state and i will give regional governments more power.

    Then i'd sit back and watch the international shitstorm unfold, but that's ok, because everyone is armed and the millitary is capable again. Oh and we have 16 American nukes at Eindhoven airbase already in real life, yeah, we'll be keeping those. Fuck off everyone trying to start shit.
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  8. #8
    Sign an executive order mandating the immediate physical removal of all kikes, niggers and communists.
  9. #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    all niggers, liberals, and jedis to the ovens forthwith.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock all niggers, liberals, and jedis to the ovens forthwith.

    do you think youll pass the racial purity test ???
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    call monicka lewinsky and see if she got any cute daughters



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  12. #12
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Sophie We'll ban Islam.
    And we'll ban Imams.
    We'll ban haram.
    And the Quran.

    Then we would deport all muslims, born here? Too bad you're going to the desert.

    Then we'd leave the European Union. And build a gigantic wall around the borders. Team up with Poland and the other East-bloc countries that are anti immigration. Get the fuck out of Dodge as far as NATO is concerned. Team up with Russia and buy all the resources we need from them.

    With all those resources it is now time for re-armament. Of the military and the citizenry. Repeal all gun laws, repeal all trade restrictions, repeal all socialist policies, encourage charity for the deserving poor. We'll set up some dope ass propaganda efforts for that, de-regulate healthcare and decentralize as much as possible. So we will use the machinery of the state for good. After which, i'll disband half and where possible more, of the institutions of the state and i will give regional governments more power.

    Then i'd sit back and watch the international shitstorm unfold, but that's ok, because everyone is armed and the millitary is capable again. Oh and we have 16 American nukes at Eindhoven airbase already in real life, yeah, we'll be keeping those. Fuck off everyone trying to start shit.

    Out of curiosity, how do you justify the banning of a religion within the AnCap framework?
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    it seems like loads of you live in tyrannous, dictatorial autocrat where one man gets to change everything.

    no votes, no referendums, no nothing.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by benny vader it seems like loads of you live in tyrannous, dictatorial autocrat where one man gets to change everything.

    no votes, no referendums, no nothing.

    I didn't ask what they'd add to the agenda, I asked what they'd do. Take my action for example: I would have full authority to pardon and commute sentences, so I'd do this immediately; and while I can't exactly dissolve the DEA, I could do irreparable harm to their agency; and legalization/decriminalization of all drugs would follow once I've released all drug offenders and crippled the DEA's ability to pursue them, demonstrating to the party that this is a fight worth having.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Give myself a 500% raise.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Lol, the latest trend for independently wealthy, self-funded Republican candidates in my state is to claim they will refuse a salary.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Zanick I didn't ask what they'd add to the agenda, I asked what they'd do. Take my action for example: I would have full authority to pardon and commute sentences,

    yea i know you ... thats why i said ''load of you'' instead of everyone of you.

    but i notices some of them would start a genocide / acts of genocide immediately once they take power.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by benny vader yea i know you … thats why i said ''load of you'' instead of everyone of you.

    but i notices some of them would start a genocide / acts of genocide immediately once they take power.

    Fair enough, I may need to reevaluate my athletic abilities. After reading the thread again, you're right: a lot of us here who I know to reside in social democracies seem to have totalitarian aspirations.
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    One of y'all in the US please release the evidence of the ayys, preferably in porn form, anal aliens from uranus or something
  20. #20
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Zanick Out of curiosity, how do you justify the banning of a religion within the AnCap framework?

    I don't but if i would be the leader of my country i probably couldn't just say: Alright guys, as of this moment the government is disbanded. So i decided on a right-libertarian/minarchist course. Besides, Islam is the cancer that is killing europe, so from a pragmatic standpoint, if i had to ban anything that would be it.
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