If you became the leader of your country, what would be your first decision?

1. 2018-03-17 at 7:52 AM UTC

   #41
   

   HTS highlight reel
   I change my answer: blick 4chan to get rid of the leaf menace once and for all.
2. 2018-03-17 at 9:21 AM UTC

   #42
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Withdraw all troops on foreign soil and dismantle any organization that sold a military branch armaments in the last decade.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Zanick
3. 2018-03-17 at 9:21 AM UTC

   #43
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   also slash and burn BITCHES
4. 2018-03-17 at 9:27 AM UTC

   #44
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why would you nuke Russia Yume? They're the less-bad guys in current world affairs
5. 2018-03-17 at 10 AM UTC

   #45
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   just because you're leader doesn't mean the people won't kick your ass if you become too unpopular, its happened many times before. most of you gonna go out like gadaffi.
   
   
   
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6. 2018-03-17 at 11:29 AM UTC

   #46
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Zanick Out of curiosity, how do you justify the banning of a religion within the AnCap framework?

   
   Easy, Islam contains inseparable secular and non secular components. Do to the inclusion on secular directives Islam does not qualify as a religion. In fact it becomes an ideology.
   
   But even if you want to falsely claim it is a religion that does not automatically grant it protection. If a religion, a real religion, calls for human sacrifice it is not granted the same protection under law that other religions enjoy. Due to Islam's lack of tolerance for other beliefs, often expressed by violence against those who believe otherwise, it forfeits any expectation of being tolerated.
7. 2018-03-17 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #47
   

   mso8 Houston
   ban all communist, socialist and otherwise antifascistic and revolutionary organizations and parties and reinstate the death penalty by hanging. human rights associations are going to lose their shit, lulz ensues
8. 2018-03-17 at 1:52 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   establish "the advancement of mankind" program which is lowkey eugenics. sterilise people with shit genes and those who hold political ideologies i disagree with (political orientation has a genetic variance of 0.3 to 0.6). incentivise people with good genes to breed more through welfare (the opposite of what current governments do). ensure the jedi question is publicly discussed on state owned tv where even jedis are able to participate and defend their own kikery. only then will extermination be viewed as justifiable by the people
9. 2018-03-17 at 2:12 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   once you eradicate shit genes, which are responsible for certain character traits, clusters of which are partly responsible for certain political outlooks, you begin the process of eradicating shit ideas. lol at people (including "the far right") thinking you can think some shit into existence ("it's just culture bro we gotta change the culture") and the abstract will override biology
10. 2018-03-17 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #50
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I would make it illegal for people to fuck with your bank account and steal money from it

    
    you mean...more illegal than it is now...
11. 2018-03-17 at 2:43 PM UTC

    #51
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader my ass detected that your cock had been circumcised.

    
    the only thing your ass is going to be doing is leaking my ball-batter
12. 2018-03-17 at 2:47 PM UTC

    #52
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by nigger dick sucking cock hound filled with nigger jizz and a stray poodle just because you're leader doesn't mean the people won't kick your ass if you become too unpopular, its happened many times before. most of you gonna go out like gadaffi

    more accurate to say 'go in like kadaffy'
13. 2018-03-17 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader stopp stealing my quote you contaminated chink derivatives !!!!

    
    It was fuckin classic though, highly quotable
14. 2018-03-17 at 3:48 PM UTC

    #54
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i would lt all my friends out of jail and we would kic it
15. 2018-03-17 at 4:09 PM UTC

    #55
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Daily state owned tv

    
    This is the only thing you said that I disagree with.
    
    You commie bastard.
16. 2018-03-17 at 4:16 PM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    drop acid in the whitehouse
17. 2018-03-17 at 6:38 PM UTC

    #57
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock the only thing your ass is going to be doing is leaking my ball-batter

    
    thats becos circumcision had removed the skin that acts as a natural seal between the side of your cock and the wall of my rectum.
18. 2018-03-17 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #58
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Fox Paws It was fuckin classic though, highly quotable

    
    yea ... next time try include picts as well.
    
    
    
    jedis, happy to be in the chamber.
19. 2018-03-17 at 7:10 PM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader yea … next time try include picts as well.
    
    
    
    jedis, happy to be in the chamber.

    
    I’ll cite benny vader next time
20. 2018-03-17 at 8:02 PM UTC

    #60
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader thats becos circumcision had removed the skin that acts as a natural seal between the side of your cock and the wall of my rectum.

    
    either way your asshole is going to get my man-splatter all up in there.