How do you groom yourself?

1. 2018-03-14 at 6:34 PM UTC

   #61
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you actually think heroin has made you look youthful? lol
2. 2018-03-14 at 6:46 PM UTC

   #62
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   4 years ago, just before i got busted, this that started hanging around mine guessed i was 'about 30'.
   
   
   
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3. 2018-03-14 at 6:58 PM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   He keeps ducking the question because answering it outright would be admitting to absolute retardation, but he still actually believes it, lol
4. 2018-03-14 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #64
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   well i don't know for sure do i? i know all the shit they told us that would happen hasn't happened and i'm more healthier than most people my age. i mean last time i went to a doctor, barr that thrush thing, lol, was about 6 or 7 years ago.
   
   
   
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5. 2018-03-14 at 7:15 PM UTC

   #65
   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
   The solution is obvious.
   
   We need to clone 2 narcs and raise one on a steady diet of Heroin and another in a controlled environment and see which clone lives longest. simple.
6. 2018-03-14 at 7:20 PM UTC

   #66
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   na you not cloning me, i'm an original.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-03-14 at 7:26 PM UTC

   #67
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   You should market heroin to beauty bitches so they can nod... I mean, blog about it.
8. 2018-03-14 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #68
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   i tried and they put me in jail
   
   
   
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9. 2018-03-14 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #69
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by NARCassist i don't take the drugs to look good. just a happy side effect is all.

   
   will you stop taking druggs if they make you look ugly ???
   
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10. 2018-03-14 at 7:41 PM UTC

    #70
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Do you still have the hooker girl?
11. 2018-03-14 at 7:49 PM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader safety razors are for childrens, girls and faggots.
    
    real men use dangerous, non-safe, straight razors.

    
    Haha look at this queer, he doesn't shave his face with a katana
12. 2018-03-14 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #72
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Is this a gay people thread
13. 2018-03-14 at 8:59 PM UTC

    #73
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by benny vader will you stop taking druggs if they make you look ugly ???
    
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    no
    
    

    Originally posted by RisiR † Do you still have the hooker girl?

    
    unfortunately no
    
    
    
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14. 2018-03-14 at 9:18 PM UTC

    #74
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by NARCassist na you not cloning me, i'm an original.
    
    
    
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    One day Solid Narc will kill you and Liquid Narc will try to kill Solid Narc and at some point Solidus Narc will do something that I can't really remember to be honest cause MGS2 was a while ago.
    Oh and it'll be a blonde biker babe that births those clones for you, you've got that to look forward to at least.
15. 2018-03-14 at 9:19 PM UTC

    #75
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist no
    
    
    
    unfortunately no
    
    
    
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    Missed payday I see
16. 2018-03-14 at 9:25 PM UTC

    #76
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I buzz cut my own hair biweekly.
    
    Facial hair is trimmed weekly.
    
    As is pubic hair
17. 2018-03-14 at 9:32 PM UTC

    #77
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    - Hair color every 4 months
    - Hair cuts every 5 or 6
    - Eyebrow waxing and bikini waxing every 2 -3 weeks
    - I do my own pedi’s and mani’s now that I’m trying to save for a bigger down payment on a house.
    - Exfoliate face every night
    - Try to exfoliate my whole body in the shower once a week
    - Cleanse face twice a day, moisturize twice a day, brush teeth twice a day and floss in the car on the way to work
    
    And then obviously makeup to varying degrees depending on what I’m doing that day.
18. 2018-03-14 at 9:36 PM UTC

    #78
    

    HTS highlight reel
    I don't.
19. 2018-03-14 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #79
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS I don't.

    
    A classy gal like you doesn't need to do much when you have a guy that will tongue lick you clean I bet.
20. 2018-03-14 at 9:54 PM UTC

    #80
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel A classy gal like you doesn't need to do much when you have a guy that will tongue lick you clean I bet.

    
    You guys are cute. Idk why you had to come for me so hard last night, Scron.