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Hydro really is a piece of shit.

  1. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by A College Professor post a pic f urself golem

    he won't because he's a goofy looking bastard, even while not krunk
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby He's not invited

    he doesn't need to be.

    not long to go now §m£ÂgØL.



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  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you're skin is literally the color of bird shithole

    please die? and then die again?

    obviously any of that made sense to you because youre a drug-addled fucking retard that is so cum-drunk youre on the verge of a complete neurological breakdown

    go find a church somewhere and call to jesus while you pluck your own eyeballs out.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby the butt hurt never ends in space…

    because the line of niggers waiting to plug your shitter is endless, you stupid retarded faggot
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock obviously any of that made sense to you because youre a drug-addled fucking retard that is so cum-drunk youre on the verge of a complete neurological breakdown

    go find a church somewhere and call to jesus while you pluck your own eyeballs out.

    my mind is literally collapsing under the weight of all the boggling its doing thinking about what goes through your mind.



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  6. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter wtf I'm better looking than Bill Krozby and he gets laid more? no offense Bill Krozby, you're not ugly.

    if your sex partners were barnyard animals and your neighborhood pets, yea, you could get laid as much as he does too.
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist my mind is literally collapsing under the weight of all the boggling its doing thinking about what goes through your mind

    your mind would collapse at a more abstract concept than rolling out of bed and taking a shit on your bedroom floor.
  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock your mind would collapse at a more abstract concept than rolling out of bed and taking a shit on your bedroom floor.

    i know, i still have absolutely no idea what the fuck you are.

    are you a distant relative of the sea cucumber by any chance?



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  9. yeah this is the best website
  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist i know, i still have absolutely no idea what the fuck you are. are you a distant relative of the sea cucumber by any chance?
    exactly
  11. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I mean, it's not like Bill Krozby is hideous or anything. His face has good symmetry, and his smile is actually kind of inviting because his teeth are pretty straight. Women probably don't get scared just looking at him. It probably isn't until he asks for sex for the hundredth time that they start to wonder if they've made a mistake, and that's when he gets handsy.
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  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Zanick I mean, it's not like Bill Krozby is hideous or anything. His face has good symmetry, and his smile is actually kind of inviting because his teeth are pretty straight. Women probably don't get scared just looking at him. It probably isn't until he asks for sex for the hundredth time that they start to wonder if they've made a mistake, and that's when he gets handsy.

    I almost never ask for sex it just happens and if i ask im more than likely joking. Plus i have a gf ive been seeing for almost a year
  13. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I almost never ask for sex it just happens and if i ask im more than likely joking. Plus i have a gf ive been seeing for almost a year

    Hey, I said something nice about your face, fucker. Tell me I'm handsome.
  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so hydro did you go out anywhere for your hen night? if so what did you do? was it anything like the hangover movie, did you steal mike tyson's tiger?



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  15. Originally posted by Zanick I mean, it's not like Bill Krozby is hideous or anything. His face has good symmetry, and his smile is actually kind of inviting because his teeth are pretty straight. Women probably don't get scared just looking at him. It probably isn't until he asks for sex for the hundredth time that they start to wonder if they've made a mistake, and that's when he gets handsy.

    I'm so glad you're posting again
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  16. Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by NARCassist so hydro did you go out anywhere for your hen night? if so what did you do? was it anything like the hangover movie, did you steal mike tyson's tiger?



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    And fuck it?
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  17. Originally posted by MAL Aww, my thread was huge? :)

    All I did was post a photo of a dog (that wasn’t even my dog) and then brick and everyone else accused me of being a dog fucker.

    No, no one gives a shit about your dumb thread. I meant the one Sophie made where the title was literally some shit like “I’m sorry but if I find out a woman fucked a dog I lose all respect for her”. It was like 300 posts. And a week or two later hydro says she fucked a dog, I mean come on.

    I’ve said this before right after I found out she has aids but I’ll say it again:

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Then again, when something seems too good to be true, it usually is
  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Number13 And fuck it?

    you just ruined my joke



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  19. Originally posted by Zanick Hey, I said something nice about your face, fucker. Tell me I'm handsome.

    I'll be honest, when we first met I found myself resisting the gripping urge to fuck you silly behind that bookstore dumpster. I've really never experienced anything like it since.
  20. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum I'll be honest, when we first met I found myself resisting the gripping urge to fuck you silly behind that bookstore dumpster. I've really never experienced anything like it since.

    I have that effect on a lot of people, I wouldn't worry about it. I'm glad you didn't, though. I had recently applied for a job there and I'm not sure I'd have wanted the owners to see me in that position before I started.
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