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What’s your most fucked up sexual fantasy

  1. #41
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock youll be concerned when your liver is skewered by my dick as theyre both protruding from your lips.

    oh no, don't do that, please



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  2. #42
    mso8 Houston
    i dont have any fucked up ones but i liek pretty feet and a pretty woman
  3. #43
    NARCassist gollums fat coach




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  4. #44
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist

    i heard of someone that tried something like that with a garden hose. it just squirted back out of the cooter. in the butt the chick had to stop after awhile because she said it gave her a stomach ache.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Sophie The other day, i had a tune stuck in my head. It's something i remember from my childhood. I don't remember much from that time, but this tune is something that has always stuck with me. Whenever i remember that tune i feel both happy and sad. I tried to put it out of my mind as i got into my car. The dashboard clock said 3:45 PM. Good, i thought, i still have time. I was doing renovations on my home and needed to pick up some supplies at the hardware store. I drove up to the parking lot of the store and parked my car. I quickly rushed inside. It had been a long day already and i still had so much to do… I scanned the shelves, some pipes, some rope and some planks would do nicely. I gathered the items and walked over to the cash register. "That'll be 17.85" said the cashier. I pulled out my wallet and put down a 20. "Keep the change" i said, as i gathered my purchases and walked over to my car again. "4:30PM" The dashboard clock said. "Damn it" I thought. That had taken longer than i had expected. "God damned traffic" i muttered to myself as i put the key in the ignition. I drove for a while and as i made the turn to get onto my street i noticed the sun had almost set. I heard the familiar sound of children playing on the playground that hugged the row of apartments where i live. Nothing unusual about that, i thought to myself as i parked my vehicle. I popped the trunk and got out to get my supplies. As i grabbed the rope i had purchased earlier i suddenly found myself staring, transfixed on the playing children. I found myself clutching the rope, if i had looked at my hand i am certain my knuckles would have been white of the strain. Then everything went quiet, no birds were chirping in the twilight, and the sound of the playing children grew ever distant not unlike an echo… And all i could hear was this tune…


  6. #46
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Yes, very appropriate.
  7. #47
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Especially the jazzy parts.
  8. #48
    evrything
  9. #49
    Originally posted by NARCassist



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    I think my boyfriend reblogged this on tumblr the other day. lol +1
  10. #50
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by MAL I think my boyfriend reblogged this on tumblr the other day. lol +1

    sounds like your bf has good taste, literally :P



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  11. #51
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Madman I just want to do it doggystyle all day long bro, I refuse to have missionary sex.

    Missionary is the best position, very refreshing in 2018
  12. #52
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Missionary is the best position, very refreshing in 2018

    only if its on top of one of your dead relatives...
  13. #53
    Originally posted by infinityshock only if its on top of one of your dead relatives…

    no u froglover
  14. #54
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ok since i'm bored. I'll post something in this thread.

    So i guess it goes a little something like this.

    I meet a super cute little girl, she falls in love with me. We kiss and cuddle, then we have sex but since she's a 4yo virgin she doesn't know what she is doing half of the time and i have to teach her and she's still all clumsy about it. And it's so adorable and cute it makes me feel all warm and sparkly inside and then i bust a nut in her pristine preteen pussy.
  15. #55
    Hate sex with a jedi antifa girl.
  16. #56
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man no u froglover

    well
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