I have high blood pressure and I'm going to die.

1. 2015-09-01 at 6:54 PM UTC

   #21
   crazy mike Houston

   o.0 maybe I'll go get a job at this tropical smoothie place nearby me that's hiring… smoothies and salads and sandwiches for my health!! I THINK I'M GONNA DO IT!!!!!!!!

   
   
   damnit, mq, you should come live in my spare room and live a criminal lifestyle under my tutelage
   
   
   matter of fact, my house is just sitting empty right now while I lay up with this ho
   
   
   do you have a drivers license? I need a driver because I lost my drivers license and I refuse to pay the reinstatement fee
   
   
   
2. 2015-09-01 at 8:18 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   damnit, mq, you should come live in my spare room and live a criminal lifestyle under my tutelage
   
   
   matter of fact, my house is just sitting empty right now while I lay up with this ho
   
   
   do you have a drivers license? I need a driver because I lost my drivers license and I refuse to pay the reinstatement fee

   
   Technically I do not have a driver's license but I do have a nice car. How much is rent?
3. 2015-09-01 at 8:30 PM UTC

   #23
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^^^ whats kinda funny is when I first talked to mq on tinychat I honestly though it was crazy mike lol
4. 2015-09-01 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   when I went to pick up my fake heroin and meth the other day I tested my blood pressure and found my systolic to be 152 which is beyond high. I asked the pharmacist and she seemed gravely concerned, saying there's no reason why mine should be that high with my relatively chiseled body and looking relatively young. Chances are it's from drinking, smoking, drugging, eating barfood and general stress. It could be repressed anger too, I dunno, I feel fine occasionally so it's probably nothing
5. 2015-09-01 at 10:19 PM UTC

   #25
   crazy mike Houston

   Technically I do not have a driver's license but I do have a nice car. How much is rent?

   
   
   
   you would have to work it off, for reference, read oliver twist.
6. 2015-09-02 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #26
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   you would have to work it off, for reference, read oliver twist.

   
   
   lol that book sucks wtf are you talking about man
7. 2015-09-02 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #27
   crazy mike Houston
   you should be sophisticated enough to figure it out on your own by now, right Bill Krozby?
8. 2015-09-02 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   you should be sophisticated enough to figure it out on your own by now, right Bill Krozby?

   
9. 2015-09-02 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #29
   crazy mike Houston

   

   
   
   
   its an inside joke from before you started posting here. Bill Krozby made a thread asking how he could be more sophisticated....it was hilarious and sad at the same time.
10. 2015-09-02 at 5:42 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    OIC