I have high blood pressure and I'm going to die.

1. 2015-09-01 at 6:54 PM UTC

   #21
   crazy mike Houston

   o.0 maybe I'll go get a job at this tropical smoothie place nearby me that's hiring… smoothies and salads and sandwiches for my health!! I THINK I'M GONNA DO IT!!!!!!!!

   
   
   damnit, mq, you should come live in my spare room and live a criminal lifestyle under my tutelage
   
   
   matter of fact, my house is just sitting empty right now while I lay up with this ho
   
   
   do you have a drivers license? I need a driver because I lost my drivers license and I refuse to pay the reinstatement fee
   
   
   
2. 2015-09-01 at 8:18 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   damnit, mq, you should come live in my spare room and live a criminal lifestyle under my tutelage
   
   
   matter of fact, my house is just sitting empty right now while I lay up with this ho
   
   
   do you have a drivers license? I need a driver because I lost my drivers license and I refuse to pay the reinstatement fee

   
   Technically I do not have a driver's license but I do have a nice car. How much is rent?
3. 2015-09-01 at 8:30 PM UTC

   #23
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ^^^ whats kinda funny is when I first talked to mq on tinychat I honestly though it was crazy mike lol
4. 2015-09-01 at 8:35 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   when I went to pick up my fake heroin and meth the other day I tested my blood pressure and found my systolic to be 152 which is beyond high. I asked the pharmacist and she seemed gravely concerned, saying there's no reason why mine should be that high with my relatively chiseled body and looking relatively young. Chances are it's from drinking, smoking, drugging, eating barfood and general stress. It could be repressed anger too, I dunno, I feel fine occasionally so it's probably nothing
5. 2015-09-01 at 10:19 PM UTC

   #25
   crazy mike Houston

   Technically I do not have a driver's license but I do have a nice car. How much is rent?

   
   
   
   you would have to work it off, for reference, read oliver twist.
6. 2015-09-02 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #26
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   you would have to work it off, for reference, read oliver twist.

   
   
   lol that book sucks wtf are you talking about man
7. 2015-09-02 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #27
   crazy mike Houston
   you should be sophisticated enough to figure it out on your own by now, right Bill Krozby?
8. 2015-09-02 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   you should be sophisticated enough to figure it out on your own by now, right Bill Krozby?

   
9. 2015-09-02 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #29
   crazy mike Houston

   

   
   
   
   its an inside joke from before you started posting here. Bill Krozby made a thread asking how he could be more sophisticated....it was hilarious and sad at the same time.
10. 2015-09-02 at 5:42 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    OIC
11. 2024-08-26 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    my high blood pressure went away when I stopped eating added salt, very bizarre that that was all it took to cure it.
    
    Now since I quit smoking it's even better. I think last time it was 128/70 or something
12. 2024-08-27 at 11:51 AM UTC

    #32
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley my high blood pressure went away when I stopped eating added salt, very bizarre that that was all it took to cure it.
    
    Now since I quit smoking it's even better. I think last time it was 128/70 or something

    
    You still smoke cigarettes when you have been drinking
13. 2024-08-27 at 12:43 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    did u died
14. 2024-08-27 at 1:18 PM UTC

    #34
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I went to a medical appointment today and discovered that my BP is along the lines of 160/100. It's never been like that, and I'm sure it has NOTHING to do with drinking almost every day for the last 4 months or smoking a pack of marb reds a day or eating frozen pizzas and pizza rolls almost exclusively. I think it's just a fluke, but to be SURE, I'm drinking in celebration and if all goes well I will exacerbate a blood clot that I don't know I have and just stroke out at some point tonight. I'll feel bad for my cat cuz she won't know what's going on, but eventually someone will find my rotting corpse and it will all be over with. Thank you Jesus.

    
    Go buy a blood pressure gauge at Walgreens, they're like $40.
    
    Blood pressure can vary greatly min to min, 1 reading doesn't mean shit. Also stress is more of a factor than diet (unless you're 800lbs)
15. 2024-08-27 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #35
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Go buy a blood pressure gauge at Walgreens, they're like $40.
    
    Blood pressure can vary greatly min to min, 1 reading doesn't mean shit. Also stress is more of a factor than diet (unless you're 800lbs)

    
    nine years.
    
    his cat already ate his corpse and reproduced 19 generations since.
16. 2024-08-27 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    MMQ is kil
17. 2024-08-28 at 12:56 AM UTC

    #37
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Elbow did u died

    
    e ded
18. 2024-08-28 at 1:13 AM UTC

    #38
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    High blood pressure is usually due to a salt deficiency. All the pseudoscience-for-profit doctors will tell you to avoid salt, but your liver actually requires salt and potassium to operate properly. If the liver doesn't have enough salt, the blood pressure rises. 6,000mg-9,000mg of salt a day keeps your liver functioning properly and keeps your blood pressure normal.