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this guy probably has to shit so bad

  1. #41
    OK

    The difference between the two

    One, He's eating and drinking. the other guy didn't

    two, he has 2 guards in the room with him

    three, the news company should do a better search of how long the longest was. which was 48 days, not 33. unless they specificly meant someone eating every day and not shitting.

    but they didn't. so it's sort of False News. now where is the fucking update.. I mean I bet there are people in the UK that have a shit pool placing bets. or even a dead pool.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by A College Professor can you take care of my kennel full of angry pitbulls while im away?

    So, I open my heart up.. and had second thoughts.. and you go and troll me?

    you evil fucking trogladite
  3. #43
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I refuse to comment on this.
  4. #44
    HE DID IT. 47 DAYS. HE'S A FREE MAN. CHARGES DROPPED.

    https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-news/suspected-harlow-drug-dealer-lasted-1308531
  5. #45
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    for this they put you in a special cell with no flushing toilet, just goes into somewhere where it can be inspected plus they watch you like a hawk. the moment you pull your pants down they are in there.



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  6. #46
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol just realized this was in harlow. i got nicked there and ended up in chelmsford prison for a week.



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  7. #47
    Originally posted by NARCassist lol just realized this was in harlow. i got nicked there and ended up in chelmsford prison for a week.



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    I bet some assholes would shit themselves on purpose and make the cops dig it out of their clothes
  8. #48
    Fecal Impact can (in rare cases) cause breathing, heart problems whic can lead to heart attack and totally total death


    Doctors have to go in and dig his poopingness out of his rectum butt thingy
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Fecal Impact can (in rare cases) cause breathing, heart problems whic can lead to heart attack and totally total death


    Doctors have to go in and dig his poopingness out of his rectum butt thingy

    It's called a manual disimpaction, and some people are into that
  10. #50
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix I bet some assholes would shit themselves on purpose and make the cops dig it out of their clothes

    hate to admit it but have crapped my pants while doing severe cold turkey in a police cell once. it wasn't a nice experience.



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  11. #51
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    actually just reminded me. in british police cells they no longer leave toilet paper in the cell so you have to ring the bell and ask for it. the reason is they cottoned on to the fact that people plug drugs when they're getting arrested and if you got drugs plugged and you're in a cell and have to shit then you've got to get the drugs out of the turd and re-plug them. so when you ask for tp they then watch you shit to see if you're messing with the turd, lol.



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  12. #52
    Originally posted by NARCassist actually just reminded me. in british police cells they no longer leave toilet paper in the cell so you have to ring the bell and ask for it. the reason is they cottoned on to the fact that people plug drugs when they're getting arrested and if you got drugs plugged and you're in a cell and have to shit then you've got to get the drugs out of the turd and re-plug them. so when you ask for tp they then watch you shit to see if you're messing with the turd, lol.



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    My girlfriend were watching a documentary on how they use shit as a cement and toilet paper as a "construction aggarate" (fuck I had to look up the spelling of that)


    and make Knives! Poo Knives. apparently they make like ice picks from poo and toiletpaper. Poo Shankers
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 My girlfriend were watching a documentary on how they use shit as a cement and toilet paper as a "construction aggarate" (fuck I had to look up the spelling of that)


    and make Knives! Poo Knives. apparently they make like ice picks from poo and toiletpaper. Poo Shankers

    you have a girlfriend? how did u meet her? or is this the one you live secretly in the house of or something?
  14. #54
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Enter you have a girlfriend? how did u meet her? or is this the one you live secretly in the house of or something?

    He has a gf and shes pretty cute
  15. #55
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Brings a whole new meaning to the term "trap nigga".
  16. #56
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Don't instill your retarded hatred in this thread while I'm posting pictures of my sexyness, Mange



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  17. #57
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh fuck

    "welcome to turkey"
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