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  1. #41
    I think I got Epstein-Barr from a girl at a club, and that's what caused my Hodgkin's.
  2. #42
    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm absolutely 100% behind you doing this for no other reason than to stop you whinging and fucking whining on here constantly on a daily basis. i dunno if you have any idea just how pathetic you are on here, but its a lot. and i think anyone on here can confirm that.



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    dude obese chicks don't count

    it'd be worse than masturbating

    and anyone can confirm that as well.
  3. #43
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter dude obese chicks don't count

    it'd be worse than masturbating

    and anyone can confirm that as well.

    they count if you're into that sort of thing. i found i couldn't get my mind away from the disgusting fat gut and legs of hers the whole time i was fucking her, in the end i jogged on coz it just wasn't my thing. but there are some dudes that like all that for some reason. if you're into it then it counts. i gotta admit when her pal turned up and it became a 3some it was a bit easier to get over the rolls of fat thing tho.



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  4. #44
    Originally posted by NARCassist they count if you're into that sort of thing. i found i couldn't get my mind away from the disgusting fat gut and legs of hers the whole time i was fucking her, in the end i jogged on coz it just wasn't my thing. but there are some dudes that like all that for some reason. if you're into it then it counts. i gotta admit when her pal turned up and it became a 3some it was a bit easier to get over the rolls of fat thing tho.



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    nah man

    obese chicks aren't human

    they're the equivalent of chinks

    but id rather fuck a chink! so actually, fat chicks are lower than chinks.

    i couldn't even imagine fucking a fat chick chink.
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    This board is so much better without the yanks.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be tbh, but yeah it was still a little off putting. its still pussy and felt just as good as any pussy when you're in there. i was closing my eyes and thinking of other chicks quite a lot tho, lol. i guess its just how i got it and see it in my mind i suppose. but you know, one mans meat is another mans poison, as they say.



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  7. #47
    Originally posted by NARCassist it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be tbh, but yeah it was still a little off putting. its still pussy and felt just as good as any pussy when you're in there. i was closing my eyes and thinking of other chicks quite a lot tho, lol. i guess its just how i got it and see it in my mind i suppose. but you know, one mans meat is another mans poison, as they say.



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    well it ain't my meat, i'll tell you that much
  8. #48
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Issue313 I think I got Epstein-Barr from a girl at a club, and that's what caused my Hodgkin's.

    lolwut, you got herpes?

    omg this is quality, hydro got aids and issue got herpes lololololmaololololol



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  9. #49
    lol why the fuck are people from the UK so miserable and always getting diseases
  10. #50
    Originally posted by NARCassist lolwut, you got herpes?

    omg this is quality, hydro got aids and issue got herpes lololololmaololololol

    Epstein-Barr is the virus that causes mononucleosis. It's been causally linked to Lymphoma.

    I am herpes free, I don't even have cold-sores.
  11. #51
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Issue313 Epstein-Barr is the virus that causes mononucleosis. It's been causally linked to Lymphoma.

    I am herpes free, I don't even have cold-sores.

    see you wouldn't have caught that from a golden shower in the mouth tho, yet you got it from a bit of saliva, lol.



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  12. #52
    Unnatural behavior is human nature
  13. #53
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by nigger and retard cock/ass ist i'm absolutely 100% behind you doing this for no other reason than to stop you whinging and fucking whining on here constantly on a daily basis. i dunno if you have any idea just how pathetic you are on here, but its a lot. and i think anyone on here can confirm that

    if you want the epitome of pathetic, look in the mirror
  14. #54
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter lol why the fuck are people from the UK so miserable and always getting diseases

    because their country was invaded by handsome and well tanned individuals

    thats why its called UKistan
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock because their country was invaded by handsome and well tanned individuals

    thats why its called UKistan

    then that explains why your so miserable then jill. considering the US has a much higher proportion of african americans than what the UK has black or asian minorities put together.



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  16. #56
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by nigger and retard cock/ass ist then that explains why your so miserable then jill. considering the US has a much higher proportion of african americans than what the UK has black or asian minorities put together

    well no duh.
  17. #57
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter what kind of dirty fuck pisses into the sink

    that's where people clean themselves

    do you clean yourself in a fucking toilet bowl

    no? why not? because that's where people piss?

    if i was hitler, people who piss into sinks would be sent to teh ovens first

    i guarantee my toilet bowl is cleaner...physically and microbiologically...than most peoples sinks. including their kitchen sink.
  18. #58
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    see^ just so fucking boring jill.



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  19. #59
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter what kind of cuck aims their pee into a tiny bowl and has to make sure it doesn't splash back

    it's so fucking gay if you look at it objectively

    BE ONE WITH NATURE AND WHIP OUT YOUR DICK AND PISS IN ANY DIRECTION YOU WANT.

    that...and its a waste of water.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by nigger and retard cock/ass ist see^ just so fucking boring jill

    you illiterate retard handsome and well tanned individual fuck...there is no jill around here.
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