2018-03-05 at 3:27 PM UTC
Is it the result of some sort of mathematical law of the universe or some shit? I have no idea.
2018-03-05 at 4:01 PM UTC
Hmm yea idk maybe I am just high. I guess there are a lot of plants that don't look like genitals too.
2018-03-05 at 4:18 PM UTC
because the worm was the OG penis a few billion yrs ago
2018-03-05 at 4:37 PM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Because nature is trippy and crazy and you're a part of it.
2018-03-05 at 4:42 PM UTC
I wonder what would happen if someone stuck their dick in a Venus fly trap.
2018-03-05 at 5:34 PM UTC
Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
Originally posted by greenplastic
Is it the result of some sort of mathematical law of the universe or some shit? I have no idea.
Kind of. Most multicelular lifeforms have what they call a "bilateral symmetry" or a "radial symmetry". Bilaterals are things like all vertebrates, including us, hence why we have 2 sets of many organs and limbs. We're divide by a central plane hence we have a right and left side. Radials are things like jellyfish, startfish, as well as most flowers in plants. So, you'll always see repeating patterns in nature.
Fun fact: Bilateral organisms like us belong to an animal phylum called "Deuterostomes", which basically means that the first opening we develop is our anus. At one point in life we were nothing but an asshole.
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2018-03-05 at 5:38 PM UTC
The same reason you clicked that pic of a fully erect naked man the other day.
You’re fuckin gay dude. Your subconscious gay mind is projecting your phallic thoughts onto inanimate objects
2018-03-05 at 5:40 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
^ This is what all research I've come across would seem to indicate.
2018-03-05 at 5:43 PM UTC
Breh gay jokes got old literally by like 5th grade
2018-03-05 at 5:44 PM UTC
What next, is someone going to make a fart joke? Plz don’t, it’s just too goddamn edgy for me to handle