Should I buy a dildo?

1. 2018-03-04 at 8:29 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   How do I do it? Do I go into the store? That'd be embarrassing right? I would need to go in with a girl, or the store person would think I'm creepy.
2. 2018-03-04 at 9 AM UTC

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   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   Order it online and be sure to receive the package before your mom does
3. 2018-03-04 at 9:01 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Vizier Order it online and be sure to receive the package before your mom does

   
   boring post
4. 2018-03-04 at 9:33 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter
   
   How do I do it? Do I go into the store? That'd be embarrassing right? I would need to go in with a girl, or the store person would think I'm creepy.

   
   I think you....wanted everyone to yell at you for this being gay or something.... but either they don't care or they already think you're gay. Just my two cents.
5. 2018-03-04 at 9:42 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MAL I think you….wanted everyone to yell at you for this being gay or something…. but either they don't care or they already think you're gay. Just my two cents.

   
   it's because they know you can still be straight and enjoy prostate stimulation
6. 2018-03-04 at 9:45 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter it's because they know you can still be straight and enjoy prostate stimulation

   
   Good answer!
7. 2018-03-04 at 10:22 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   you fucking dirty little faggot.
   
   
   
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8. 2018-03-04 at 10:29 AM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Bad dragon or nothing you filthy perv
9. 2018-03-04 at 10:44 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   theyll scream at you for being gay
10. 2018-03-04 at 11:55 AM UTC

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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    The clerks are usually old dirty fags that probably have aids anyway. Who k owe you might get you a sugar daddy ya fuckin homo.
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11. 2018-03-04 at 10:09 PM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Vizier Order it online and be sure to receive the package before your mom does

    
    Imagine getting caught then telling her, "I got it for you as a birthday/Christmas present!"
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12. 2018-03-04 at 10:16 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    You really should...
13. 2018-03-04 at 10:18 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I went into a sex shop to buy lube one time. I was young and awkward as fuck. I couldn't find where they had it stocked so I walked up to the clerk who was this mid twenties twink looking dude and asked him really quiet/creepy "where can I find the... lubrication?" and a couple girls like 6 feet away started laughing at me.
14. 2018-03-04 at 10:19 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Fox Paws I went into a sex shop to buy lube one time. I was young and awkward as fuck. I couldn't find where they had it stocked so I walked up to the clerk who was this mid twenties twink looking dude and asked him really quiet/creepy "where can I find the… lubrication?" and a couple girls like 6 feet away started laughing at me.

    
    you shudda waited till the shop was empty, of girls at least.
    
    
    
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15. 2018-03-04 at 10:36 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    To make it worse the guy took me over to the lube wall and started explaining to me which ones were best for anal play, which ones were safe to eat, etc, just in a really matter-of-fact way. They kept laughing
16. 2018-03-04 at 10:41 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    you people need to grow some balls.
    
    caring what other people think.
    
    what a bunch of bottomfags.
17. 2018-03-04 at 10:47 PM UTC

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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws To make it worse the guy took me over to the lube wall and started explaining to me which ones were best for anal play, which ones were safe to eat, etc, just in a really matter-of-fact way. They kept laughing

    
    So what lube did you buy?
18. 2018-03-04 at 10:48 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier So what lube did you buy?

    
    whatever the dude squeezed out of his sack...
19. 2018-03-04 at 11 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier So what lube did you buy?

    
    A water-based lube that was best for sticking my large penis into a very tight vagina.
20. 2018-03-04 at 11:02 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Fox Paws A water-based lube that was best for sticking my large penis into a very tight vagina.

    
    oh no, you want oil based for that. water based tends to dry out after 5 minutes and gets sticky as fuck.
    
    
    
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