if you ever have to walk through the hood in the middle of the night

1. 2018-03-04 at 2:38 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   just keep one of those full body burkas in your car and wear that. nobody will attack you for fear of being charged with a hate crime.
2. 2018-03-04 at 3:06 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Drink vodka, carry a gun, and stop giving a fuck.
3. 2018-03-04 at 3:12 PM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by BRiCK Drink vodka, carry a gun, and stop giving a fuck.

   
   Pretty much this. I've walked through many "hoods" at varying hours. The real fact of the matter is if you don't make yourself a target you won't become a target.
4. 2018-03-04 at 3:23 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet Pretty much this. I've walked through many "hoods" at varying hours. The real fact of the matter is if you don't make yourself a target you won't become a target.

   
   You just lucked out. I've done it too, that doesn't make you a rap star or anything. Sometimes people are just out looking for someone to rob though. You think 3 dudes who are trying to rob someone are just going to pass you by if they see you alone at 3 AM?
5. 2018-03-04 at 3:32 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   First and foremost; why are you walking? Where is your car?
   
   Second, keeping your hands in your jacket pockets, along with a loaded snub nosed, hammerless .38 is a way of life.
6. 2018-03-04 at 3:37 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet Pretty much this. I've walked through many "hoods" at varying hours. The real fact of the matter is if you don't make yourself a target you won't become a target.

   
   Your suburb isn't a "hood".
7. 2018-03-04 at 3:38 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by BRiCK First and foremost; why are you walking? Where is your car?
   
   Second, keeping your hands in your jacket pockets, along with a loaded snub nosed, hammerless .38 is a way of life.

   
   it's hypothetical.
8. 2018-03-04 at 6:16 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic just keep one of those full body burkas in your car and wear that. nobody will attack you for fear of being charged with a hate crime.

   
   That, or they WILL attack you because they hate you
9. 2018-03-04 at 6:18 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by BRiCK First and foremost; why are you walking? Where is your car?

   
   I used to walk home through the hood every night, I didn't have a car because it's San Francisco and the only people with cars are Uber drivers
10. 2018-03-04 at 8:30 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Apparently eating deters crimimals as its a sign of confidence subconsciously. Wouldn't rely on doritos to keep you safe tho
11. 2018-03-04 at 9:12 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Apparently eating deters crimimals as its a sign of confidence subconsciously. Wouldn't rely on doritos to keep you safe tho

    
    no it stops fights, doesn't deter criminals. criminals will happily take advantage of you being pre-occupied while eating.
    
    
    
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12. 2018-03-04 at 10:40 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    When i was a kid my dad would me out to the hood with him to buy crack while lecturing telling me to never go to the hood.. Smh...
13. 2018-03-04 at 10:47 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby When i was a kid my dad would pimp me out to the hood with him to buy crack while lecturing telling me to never go to the hood.. Smh…

    
    well.
14. 2018-03-04 at 11:04 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby When i was a kid my dad would me out to the hood with him to buy crack while lecturing telling me to never go to the hood.. Smh…

    
    well ... tell us with these anatomically, taxonomically and color correct dolls
    
    what transpired at the ''hood''.
15. 2018-03-04 at 11:07 PM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Apparently eating deters crimimals as its a sign of confidence subconsciously. Wouldn't rely on doritos to keep you safe tho

    
    Do you have a link? This sounds interesting.
    
    One thing that keeps people from messing with me is tending to look angry as fuck when I'm outside, like I'm on the verge of mass murder/terrorism.
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16. 2018-03-04 at 11:14 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby When i was a kid my dad would me out to the hood with him to buy crack while lecturing telling me to never go to the hood.. Smh…

    
    Isn't your dad a pastor? Lol
17. 2018-03-04 at 11:22 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Isn't your dad a pastor? Lol

    
    Yeah but he wasnt a minister back then he was an engineer for amd. Hes only been a minister the last few years
18. 2018-03-04 at 11:27 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I am the hood in the middle of the night.
19. 2018-03-04 at 11:28 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR † I am the hood in the middle of the night.

    
    You're Batman???
20. 2018-03-04 at 11:29 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeah but he wasnt a minister back then he was an engineer for amd. Hes only been a minister the last few years

    
    He's always been a faggot, though. Good ol' Larry.