FUCKING KNOCK, THEN OPEN THE DOOR

1. 2018-03-04 at 7:47 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   DON'T KNOCK WHILE OPENING
   
   DON'T FUCKING OPEN AND THEN KNOCK
   
   YOU FUCKING RETARDED MONGOLOID MOTHERFUCKER
   
   DIE
2. 2018-03-04 at 7:54 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   my mom is literally fucking insane
   
   i hate her so much
3. 2018-03-04 at 7:56 AM UTC

   #3
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   
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4. 2018-03-04 at 7:56 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I TOLD HER NOT TO COME BACK
   
   CAN I START MASTURBATING AGAIN?
   
   ONCE I START SHE'LL JUST BURST THRU AGAIN
   
   THIS IS FUCKING INSANE. NO PRIVACY AT ALL.
5. 2018-03-04 at 7:56 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   Why don't you move out?
6. 2018-03-04 at 7:57 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Vizier Why don't you move out?

   
   because im not a dumb fucking spic like you who has to work at a fast food joint to get extra money, if i stay at home and dont pay rent?
   
   YA DUMB SPIC.
   
   all i need to do is buy a fucking lock for my door.
7. 2018-03-04 at 7:59 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   now im limp as fuck and have to start over
   
   FUCK!
8. 2018-03-04 at 8 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Enter, there is, unfortunately only two ways to solve this.
   
   1) Face the door directly. Make it an open visual shot to your cock and balls as you beat it mercilessly. If your mother bursts in, she will get an eye-full and either never do it again, or probe you for incest.
   
   2) Kill her.
   
   Your choice.
9. 2018-03-04 at 8:01 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grimace Enter, there is, unfortunately only two ways to solve this.
   
   1) Face the door directly. Make it an open visual shot to your cock and balls as you beat it mercilessly. If your mother bursts in, she will get an eye-full and either never do it again, or probe you for incest.
   
   2) Kill her.
   
   Your choice.

   
   I literally could never kill anyone. With all my talk on here, I actually do the opposite -- I volunteer at a suicide hotline at my college. And yes I actually take it seriously, lol, even when they're women.
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10. 2018-03-04 at 8:04 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Enter I literally could never kill anyone. With all my talk on here, I actually do the opposite – I volunteer at a suicide hotline at my college. And yes I actually take it seriously, lol, even when they're women.

    
    In TinyBLTC one time, we got super drunk and called a suicide hotline. I was forefront in feigning being sad and suicidal and the guy on the other end was trying to tell me that I was worth it. I faked sobs and told him how sad I was while all of TC laughed hysterically. That's what I think of suicide hotlines. Oh, and..
    
    
11. 2018-03-04 at 8:05 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

    Originally posted by Enter because im not a dumb fucking spic like you who has to work at a fast food joint to get extra money, if i stay at home and dont pay rent?
    
    YA DUMB SPIC.
    
    all i need to do is buy a fucking lock for my door.

    
    Oh you
12. 2018-03-04 at 8:06 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Enter I literally could never kill anyone…

    
    I could. Put me in a spot where it means survival of me or my loved ones, I totally could kill a motherfucker.
13. 2018-03-04 at 8:06 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Vizier Oh you

    
    What do you do for a living?
14. 2018-03-04 at 8:08 AM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace What do you do for a living?

    
    he won't give a real answer, he'll give a joke answer
    
    because in actuality he does this for a living:
    
    
15. 2018-03-04 at 8:19 AM UTC

    #15
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Those type of musicians actually make decent money depending on where they're at.
    
    Also lol @ Enter giving anyone shit for "joke answers".
16. 2018-03-04 at 8:20 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier Those type of musicians actually make decent money depending on where they're at.
    
    Also lol @ Enter giving anyone shit for "joke answers".

    
    Didn't even answer.
17. 2018-03-04 at 8:22 AM UTC

    #17
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    What do you people do for a living besides getting high on pills and getting caught jerking off by your moms?
18. 2018-03-04 at 8:26 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier What do you people do for a living besides getting high on pills and getting caught jerking off by your moms?

    
    LITERALLY IN THIS THREAD I SAID I VOLUNTEER AT A SUICIDE HOTLINE WHILE STUDYING AT COLLEGE
    
    YOU ILLITERATE FUCKING SPIC
    
    NOW WHAT DO YOU DO?
19. 2018-03-04 at 8:29 AM UTC

    #19
    

    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    What career are you studying?
20. 2018-03-04 at 8:30 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Vizier What career are you studying?

    
    No, Vizier. Stop.
    
    This isn't a fucking interview, it's a fucking conversation. You answer first and then I'll answer you.