Tell Me All Your Alt Theories & Who You Hate The Most

1. 2018-03-02 at 8:31 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws 100k is a pretty steep price for a nobody. I really would pay probably up to a few grand, not even trolling, if your life was actually interesting. From the snippets you mentioned though, not likely.

   
   What counts as interesting?
2. 2018-03-02 at 8:34 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic MAL, post a picture of a female body holding a sign that says NIS and the date and time. your face doesn't have to be visible so there's no way anyone would be able to identify you if you don't show your face. until then you're an alt. if it takes like 2 days we'll know you just got one of your female friends/relatives to fake it for you

   
   That would take 30 seconds to fake. I work with females. The only real proof is webcam. I’m just going to wait until Bill Krozby lands himself in jail and then I can be a real member of the community and get on tiny chat and stuff. I also don’t care if I’m assumed to be an Alt.
3. 2018-03-03 at 2:02 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
   "my life is pretty interesting"
   
   
4. 2018-03-03 at 2:03 AM UTC

   #24
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by MAL I already told you I can’t in case I’m famous one day. I’ll peobably get famous writing a book about all the fringe shit I’ve done. My life story is pretty crazy.

   
   the most fringe shit youve ever done is press too hard on the toilet paper and your hand fell into your asshole.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man, 
   • aldra
5. 2018-03-03 at 2:04 AM UTC

   #25
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by MAL That would take 30 seconds to fake. I work with females. The only real proof is webcam. I’m just going to wait until Bill Krozby lands himself in jail and then I can be a real member of the community and get on tiny chat and stuff. I also don’t care if I’m assumed to be an Alt.

   
   theres no assumption going on here...its plainly obvious
6. 2018-03-03 at 10 PM UTC

   #26
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   Easily -Spictroll. He contributes absolutely nothing to the community but delusional bullshit. I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out he's actually Bling Bling.
7. 2018-03-03 at 10:17 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Speaking of which, where is bling?
8. 2018-03-03 at 10:20 PM UTC

   #28
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Juicebox Speaking of which, where is bling?

   
   not sure but i'm betting on the psych ward.
   
   
   
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9. 2018-03-03 at 10:25 PM UTC

   #29
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Or the Stewards Township jail, eating full englishes and sleeping on real mattys. Oh yeeah its hard in Angland.
10. 2018-03-03 at 10:27 PM UTC

    #30
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

    Originally posted by Juicebox Speaking of which, where is bling?

    
    My guess is his mom kicked him out again.