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For realz, how the fuck do creatures like this exist?
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2018-02-25 at 6:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jeremus
jesus fucking shit.
in a million years futuristic historians are going to look at this shit and think it's the epitome of modern-day (today) art.
congratulations...now future societies are going to think we're fucking retarded.
same as current archeologists look at the scribblings on cave walls...they see it and drool over how artistically talented the cave men were when in reality back then the normal cavemen considered the wall slop-splatter-ers nothing more than graffiti vandals and degenerates. -
2018-02-25 at 6:15 PM UTCalso...who's taking bets that travesty of digital diarrhea was created by a slant eye. most likely a nipponese.
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2018-02-25 at 6:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock you need to find a dictionary and peruse through it.
just a little bit
dicktionaries are just lists of accepted opinions of people of what each word should define.
and like opinions, dicktionaries differ from one generation to the other, century to century,
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2018-02-25 at 7:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by benny vader dicktionaries are just lists of accepted opinions of people of what each word should define.
and like opinions, dicktionaries differ from one generation to the other, century to century,
and ages to ages.
then go be a Bill Krozbynigger and make up amalgams of letters that mean literally nothing and pretend they do while sounding fucking retarded. be a good nigger. -
2018-02-25 at 7:50 PM UTCThing is exposed to harsh environments for millions of years and adapts perfectly = god musta dunit.
Gj enter. -
2018-02-25 at 7:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny It's kinda creepy that environments do this to life. Like in a process of hundreds to thousands of generations radical phenotypic changes take place. Like corrupting the flesh and shit ~~~maaaannn~~~. It kinda freaks me out if I think about it too much, like the same kind of feeling as body horror stuff.
We're trapped in biological vessels that evolved countless abhorrent aspects to most effectively spread genes.
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2018-02-25 at 8:11 PM UTChow retarded have you got to be to believe in god tho?
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2018-02-25 at 8:26 PM UTCOccam's Razor says that when presented with competing hypothetical answers to a problem, one should select the one that makes the fewest assumptions. The idea that everything was created intentionally offers the fewest assumptions.
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2018-02-25 at 8:27 PM UTC
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2018-02-25 at 8:27 PM UTC
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2018-02-25 at 8:29 PM UTCMeet the Leafy Sea Dragon...
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2018-02-25 at 8:33 PM UTCThis will also blow your mind... increase res to 720p and watch in fullscreen.
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2018-02-25 at 8:37 PM UTC
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2018-02-25 at 8:39 PM UTCso do faggots believe in god then? i mean its generally considered to be very 'ungodly'.
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2018-02-25 at 8:47 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-25 at 8:53 PM UTCGod rained down fiery sulfur on Sodom and Gomorrah, which was two cities which had literally been infested through and through by homosexuals. Every single citizen in both cities had become queer. It was so bad that when strangers came upon the cities, the residents would fight among themselves over who would get to anally fuck the newcomer(s). Two cities so depraved and deviant that the situation flew in the face of God, and so he destroyed them all.
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2018-02-25 at 9:17 PM UTC
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2018-02-25 at 9:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist i know, it just refers to a creator
Not necessarily a creator either per se. Just some sort of architectural order to the universe and beyond.
Working backwards, it's kind of undeniable that the universe is incredible by virtue of the simple fact that it exists, and so do beings inside of it that can observe it. It's very conceivable for a universe to exist where the laws of physics are not conducive to the formation of pretty much anything, certainly not something with which to observe itself. In fact, such a universe is far simpler and requires way less assumptions than a universe such as ours. In all likelihood, this universe is quite an exceptional phenomenon.
Originally posted by NARCassist so do faggots believe in god then? i mean its generally considered to be very 'ungodly'.
Everyone believes in some form of God. I don't think goat fuckers 2000 years ago should have a monopoly on the conception of God. -
2018-02-25 at 9:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny False
Well, of course it's not false. Creation has a single premise: that an intelligent being designed and created the whole rigmarole. Evolution depends on literally thousands, if not millions, of different premises, all of which would have to be correct to produce the desired outcome. -
2018-02-25 at 10:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter
I understand how evolution and natural selection and stuff works, but holy fuck. It looks EXACTLY like a fucking plant.
God HAS to be real. Life is just too miraculous and weird.
obviously you've completely misunderstood how natural selection works. if anything the fact that insect looks so much like a leaf actually supports the theory of natural selection. here's how it works.
once upon a time there were a few weird insect thingy's. one day two of the weird insect thingy's were taking the piss out of the other one, saying that he slightly resembled a leaf. the weird insect thingy's were both laughing and pointing and making him feel a bit silly, when out of no where a bird swooped down and gobbled up the two laughing weird insect thingy's before they even had chance to stop laughing. that was lucky thought the slightly leaf looking weird insect thingy and then he went of and fucked some of the female weird insect looking thingy's. the females got pregnant and gave birth to his little weird insect thingy's and just like their father they all slightly resembled leaves. one day when the daddy weird insect thingy had long passed, his son's who all slightly resembled leaves to differing degrees, were all ganging up on their brother who just so happened to resemble a leaf just a little more than they did. they were all laughing and making him feel left out for not looking slightly less like a leaf. when out of nowhere a chameleon's tongue swooped in and gobbled up all his not quite so leaf looking brothers. that was close, the more leafy looking one thought, and off he went to fuck all the females. now all those females gave birth to little weird insect thingy's, and just like their dad they all slightly more resembled leaves to differing degrees. one day all the weird insect thingy's were all ganging up on the one weird insect thingy that looked more like a leaf than the rest of them. they were laughing at how much he resembled a leaf when out of nowhere....
well, i'm sure you can see where this story is going now for the next 3 million years.
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