Going to girl's houses and fuckin' their shit up!!!

1. 2018-02-25 at 3:43 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   SWIM wants to go on dates with girls, go back to their place, and then when they're out of the room, take their DVDs or video games or something, and scratch the fuck out of them so they don't work.
   
   They won't notice 'til ages later and won't suspect it was SWIM. What are some other things SWIM can do?
2. 2018-02-25 at 3:45 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How about stealing like ONE cord for something. Like a cord that you need to recharge your video game remote. She'll be looking all over for it and it'll drive her fucking crazy.
3. 2018-02-25 at 3:45 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Masturbate into their toothbrush.
   
   Or rub their toothbrush on your taint.
   
   Or dip their toothbrush in the toilet.
   
   That's all I can think of lmao
4. 2018-02-25 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   suddenly switch to anal.
5. 2018-02-25 at 4:01 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   girl comes back to the room
   says "wanna watch a movie?"
6. 2018-02-25 at 4:15 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   Get extremely rich and when some gold digger comes up to your mercedes/lambo/whatever give her that "Bitch you ain't even all that" look, scoff at her then peel out in with your high end engine system. That will that bitch who's boss!
7. 2018-02-25 at 4:20 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   SWIM could try usong her vibrator(s). Anally.
8. 2018-02-25 at 5:26 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS SWIM could try usong her vibrator(s). Anally.

   
   ...on her father...
9. 2018-02-25 at 8:03 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ask for her phone cord to charge your phone and then steal it. Most annoying shit ever. She probably has another one, but she'll have to find it. Fucking cunt
10. 2018-03-15 at 6:45 AM UTC

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    Purewhitepanda Houston
    Hmmmm Swim could instead of vandalizing the girls/woman's belongings maybe befriend her and case her house to see if there is any valuables inside worth stealing and learn her daily patterns and personal schedule then when the time is right you come back to the house/apartment entering by a window/door that you left open/ajjared or better yet was able to copy a house key and profit from her personal belongings/cash instead of doing senseless stupid shit like scratch up her DVD player. That's just retarded to ruin nice things for no reason and even if you have a reason atleast fucking profit from it.
11. 2018-03-15 at 7:06 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    or you could stuff a raw fish down the back of her couch
    
    
    
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12. 2018-03-15 at 7:29 AM UTC

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    Purewhitepanda Houston

    Originally posted by NARCassist or you could stuff a raw fish down the back of her couch
    
    
    
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    But why???? and i would only do that with a fish i did not purchase or catch. Preferably whatever food item I may use comes from here own fridge.
13. 2018-03-15 at 7:41 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda But why???? and i would only do that with a fish i did not purchase or catch. Preferably whatever food item I may use comes from here own fridge.

    
    when i did it it was from her own freezer.
    
    
    
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14. 2018-03-15 at 7:49 AM UTC

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    Purewhitepanda Houston

    Originally posted by NARCassist when i did it it was from her own freezer.
    
    
    
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    Still though I rather profit from stealing the bitches shit and even stealing all the food they have so the bitch go hungry. Hiding smelly shit around the house is fucking retarded.
    
    
    ? Who the fuck moderates this site ?
15. 2018-03-15 at 7:51 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda Still though I rather profit from stealing the bitches shit and even stealing all the food they have so the bitch go hungry. Hiding smelly shit around the house is fucking retarded.
    
    
    ? Who the fuck moderates this site ?

    
    well enter isn't prepared to risk arrest. and the situation i was in was also different, very different, the chick in question had just been burgled the day before.
    
    
    
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16. 2018-03-15 at 7:52 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    not by me tho
    
    
    
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17. 2018-03-15 at 8:05 AM UTC

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    Purewhitepanda Houston
    I was just asking cuz this site i don't usually waste much type on anymore and coming today I can see why again I don't come to share any knowledge cuz it's completely full of bullshit threads and off topic bullshit that needs to be trashed.
18. 2018-03-15 at 8:15 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda I was just asking cuz this site i don't usually waste much type on anymore and coming today I can see why again I don't come to share any knowledge cuz it's completely full of bullshit threads and off topic bullshit that needs to be trashed.

    
    I've been saying that for years
19. 2018-03-15 at 8:28 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i gave up trying to give good advice in the early days of zoklet. the people that come here for bad ideas don't want to hear the reality of how shit is, they wanna be told its easy to make money illegally, which more often than not isn't the case.
    
    
    
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