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I've got the fucking mumps. :(
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2018-02-22 at 3:32 PM UTC
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2018-02-22 at 8:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock you get the sausage and potatoes every night from your nigger boyfriend.
You’re gonna get the sausage and potatoes from me when I force feed you so much potatoes your stomach is in intense physical discomfort with some moderate pain, then I plug up the hole that goes to your esophagus with a pencil eraser so you can’t vomit it back out and then I shove a broom, handle first up your ass so that the potatoes are in your mouth and then force you to suck my dick at the same time. -
2018-02-24 at 1:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter Spent the entire day getting ultrasounds, blood tests, swab tests, and all sorts of shit.
I've been mumped.
This is fucked. Uni starts next week and I'll be sick as fuck with a huge swollen face and everyone will hate me and oh god why now
You claim to be highly infectious with a title one infectious disease and are speaking of everyone hating you. Do you plan on going to class and infecting everyone on purpose?
That could be confused a bit with bio-terrorist acts -
2018-02-24 at 1:11 AM UTCSeriously how do you not get the MMR vaccine as a kid and then still end up this autistic?
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2018-02-24 at 1:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by FSOB You claim to be highly infectious with a title one infectious disease and are speaking of everyone hating you. Do you plan on going to class and infecting everyone on purpose?
That could be confused a bit with bio-terrorist acts
no, I can't go now, which is okay since it's just lectures. I have a doctor's note excusing me from class. -
2018-02-24 at 1:12 AM UTC
Originally posted by HTS Seriously how do you not get the MMR vaccine as a kod and then still end up this autistic?
I did get the vaccine, that's why I had to go to so many doctors and get so many tests, because they were like "THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE". Also my symptoms were appearing in the wrong order or something. -
2018-02-24 at 1:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock you get the sausage and potatoes every night from your nigger boyfriend.
Originally posted by Enter I did get the vaccine, that's why I had to go to so many doctors and get so many tests, because they were like "THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE". Also my symptoms were appearing in the wrong order or something.
That only makes sense as a female. If you knew anything about working in a lab as a biologist. Doctors don't know shit.. they ask us to explain this. -
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