I've got the fucking mumps. :(

1. 2018-02-22 at 3:32 PM UTC

   #21
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by greenplastic mostly white with some hispanic

   
   Don't tell me you're one of those Hmong people.
2. 2018-02-22 at 7:50 PM UTC

   #22
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic i do, i bet you this nigga has sausage and potatoes every night

   
   you get the sausage and potatoes every night from your nigger boyfriend.
3. 2018-02-22 at 8:42 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock you get the sausage and potatoes every night from your nigger boyfriend.

   
   You’re gonna get the sausage and potatoes from me when I force feed you so much potatoes your stomach is in intense physical discomfort with some moderate pain, then I plug up the hole that goes to your esophagus with a pencil eraser so you can’t vomit it back out and then I shove a broom, handle first up your ass so that the potatoes are in your mouth and then force you to suck my dick at the same time.
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4. 2018-02-24 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #24
   FSOB Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Enter Spent the entire day getting ultrasounds, blood tests, swab tests, and all sorts of shit.
   
   I've been mumped.
   
   This is fucked. Uni starts next week and I'll be sick as fuck with a huge swollen face and everyone will hate me and oh god why now

   
   You claim to be highly infectious with a title one infectious disease and are speaking of everyone hating you. Do you plan on going to class and infecting everyone on purpose?
   
   That could be confused a bit with bio-terrorist acts
5. 2018-02-24 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #25
   

   HTS highlight reel
   Seriously how do you not get the MMR vaccine as a kid and then still end up this autistic?
6. 2018-02-24 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by FSOB You claim to be highly infectious with a title one infectious disease and are speaking of everyone hating you. Do you plan on going to class and infecting everyone on purpose?
   
   That could be confused a bit with bio-terrorist acts

   
   no, I can't go now, which is okay since it's just lectures. I have a doctor's note excusing me from class.
7. 2018-02-24 at 1:12 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS Seriously how do you not get the MMR vaccine as a kod and then still end up this autistic?

   
   I did get the vaccine, that's why I had to go to so many doctors and get so many tests, because they were like "THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE". Also my symptoms were appearing in the wrong order or something.
8. 2018-02-24 at 1:14 AM UTC

   #28
   FSOB Yung Blood

   Originally posted by infinityshock you get the sausage and potatoes every night from your nigger boyfriend.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Enter I did get the vaccine, that's why I had to go to so many doctors and get so many tests, because they were like "THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE". Also my symptoms were appearing in the wrong order or something.

   
   That only makes sense as a female. If you knew anything about working in a lab as a biologist. Doctors don't know shit.. they ask us to explain this.
9. 2018-02-24 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #29
   Internet-Weed-Dude Yung Blood

   Originally posted by FSOB That only makes sense as a female. If you knew anything about working in a lab as a biologist. Doctors don't know shit.. they ask us to explain this.

   
   Holy shit.
   
   Seriously? Does that mean...
10. 2018-02-24 at 3:34 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude Holy shit.
    
    Seriously? Does that mean…

    
    Didn't you leave?
11. 2018-02-24 at 4:18 AM UTC

    #31
    Internet-Weed-Dude Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Enter Didn't you leave?

    
    Do you realize that the only reason I'm here is because I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME. and Daily. I'm trying to impress you. and you just keep saying this mean fucking shit.
12. 2018-02-24 at 4:21 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude Do you realize that the only reason I'm here is because I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME. and Daily. I'm trying to impress you. and you just keep saying this mean fucking shit.

    
    Fine, we like you. Now FUCK OFF.
13. 2018-02-24 at 4:40 AM UTC

    #33
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Internet-Weed-Dude Do you realize that the only reason I'm here is because I WANT YOU TO LIKE ME. and Daily. I'm trying to impress you. and you just keep saying this mean fucking shit.

    
    I want you to want me to like you but I also don't care enough to be mean to you. 😓
14. 2018-02-24 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't tell me you're one of those Hmong people.

    
    Hmong people are totally different from both whites and Hispanics
15. 2018-02-24 at 10:33 AM UTC

    #35
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Juicebox Hmong people are totally different from both whites and Hispanics

    
    Are you a Hmong person?
16. 2018-02-24 at 12:50 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Are you a Hmong person?

    
    No but I work with a lot of them
    
    They're asians.