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Disgusting things you've done during sex

  1. #21
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    asked for a raise on my allowance
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  2. #22
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Daily And you just? What? Went to your room to eat some nootropics? You didn't even push her over, mount her, screech in her face? Nothing?

    Uh, I pretty much just become angered and repulsed whenever someone shows in me due to a mixture of autism and philosophy. I’m planning to change, though, to at least give it a try.
  3. #23
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Daily What does your cuckold boyfriend think about you freely associating with strange men online and regularly describing your sexual fantasies and experiences

    Don't you deserve better? Don't you want a man to lay down the pimp hand when you decide you want to be a naughty faggot

    Don't you want to be frequently reminded that you made the right choice with the strong man you chose

    How is what I'm saying not both moral and sexually arousing

    He's no cuck. He understands that I'm just feeding off the attention you give me and it's totally harmless.~ 😜

    PS: I shouldn't need to be reminded that I made the right choice. I've never ever fantasized about anything you said. Ever. πŸ˜–πŸ˜£
  4. #24
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by HTS I've never ever fantasized about anything you said. Ever. πŸ˜–πŸ˜£

    This is the online equivalent of "we're not having sex tonight"
  5. #25
    I used to be in favor of legalizing gay marriage until I saw HTS and scron together like two filthy fucking degenerates fucking disgusting ass nigger fuckers piss slinging dick fuckers.
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  6. #26
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by ε“ˆε“ˆδ½ ηœ‹δΈζ‡‚δΈ­ζ–‡ I used to be in favor of legalizing gay marriage until I saw HTS and scron together like two filthy fucking degenerates fucking disgusting ass nigger fuckers piss slinging dick fuckers.

    I'm not gay.~
  7. #27
    Originally posted by HTS I'm not gay.~

    Must be very cramped with both of you in the closet.
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    now we all know what your fantasies are.

    or.

    prior experiences...?

    do tell.
  9. #29
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS I'm not gay.~

    you suck dick...

    you're gay.
  10. #30
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by infinityshock you suck dick…

    you're gay.

    So wait, it's gay even if a girl sucks dick?
  11. #31
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS So wait, it's gay even if a girl sucks dick?

    irrelevant.

    you have a dick. you were born with a dick.
  12. #32
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by infinityshock irrelevant.

    you have a dick. you were born with a dick.

    There's no proof of that.
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS There's no proof of that.

    you've said it
  14. #34
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by infinityshock you've said it

    Prove it.
  15. #35
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by HTS Prove it.

    He's secreting hinting he wants the D, nigga.
  16. #36
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS Prove it.

    you've said you're a dude, dude.
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RestStop He's secreting hinting he wants the D, nigga.

    I got the d, faggot. now get on your knees and your transverse colon can have have it too.
  18. #38
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by infinityshock you've said you're a dude, dude.

    Why would I lie like that? I'm gonna need some proof if you're going to say I said things I didn't say.
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS Why would I lie like that? I'm gonna need some proof if you're going to say I said things I didn't say.

    go slap that meth junkie bf of yours in the face with your dick.
  20. #40
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Daily Sometimes when I'm in the fucking zone I'll pin the bitch's arms above her head and just lick her armpit I don't give a fuck

    I'm an animal the pheromones induce alchemy it turns my dick from rock to titanium

    I'll literally bury my nose in her armpit and snort that shit like it just came from colombia

    Because I've done this so often I am now able to categorise bitch sweat into flavours and can even predict diet and general health

    Some bitches taste like potato. this is the most common and enjoyable smell as my peasant Russian ancestors relied on a diet of potatoes and other tubers. My genetics are naturally drawn to this type of smell even though I stay away from carbohydrates in fear of my physiological and psychological health

    Some bitches taste like salt. This usually indicates a diet high in sodium and indeed many of the sushi cunts have armpits that smell like typical b.o but taste like salt. I like to kiss the bitch immediately afterwards to let her know that she needs to cut down on her sodium intake. One time I said should we order sushi and she said no

    Some bitches taste like metal. I am not entirely sure what this indicates but I have a strong feeling I am just licking deodorant and antiperspirant. This does not make me happy but I am already balls deep and it is too late to back out.

    One special bitch tasted like sweets. This may actually indicate some sort of health disorder or excess consumption of sugar but it only happened once. I kept fucking her in hopes of tasting that sweetness again but it never came. Shit was like chasing that first crack high. when she asked me why I became distant I couldn't be honest with her so I told her my cousin is terminally ill

    thats hilarious, the other day I purposefully pulled my gf's arm up and bit her square in the armpit, it sucked though because it tasted like dove deoderent.

    I don't eat pussy and I've only eaten ass once but besides that the grossest thing I do is fuck my gf up the ass and then at some point put it in her pussy and mouth and will kiss later in the night and it smells and taste like goddamn asshole
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