Sometimes when I'm in the fucking zone I'll pin the bitch's arms above her head and just lick her armpit I don't give a fuck
I'm an animal the pheromones induce alchemy it turns my dick from rock to titanium
I'll literally bury my nose in her armpit and snort that shit like it just came from colombia
Because I've done this so often I am now able to categorise bitch sweat into flavours and can even predict diet and general health
Some bitches taste like potato. this is the most common and enjoyable smell as my peasant Russian ancestors relied on a diet of potatoes and other tubers. My genetics are naturally drawn to this type of smell even though I stay away from carbohydrates in fear of my physiological and psychological health
Some bitches taste like salt. This usually indicates a diet high in sodium and indeed many of the sushi cunts have armpits that smell like typical b.o but taste like salt. I like to kiss the bitch immediately afterwards to let her know that she needs to cut down on her sodium intake. One time I said should we order sushi and she said no
Some bitches taste like metal. I am not entirely sure what this indicates but I have a strong feeling I am just licking deodorant and antiperspirant. This does not make me happy but I am already balls deep and it is too late to back out.
One special bitch tasted like sweets. This may actually indicate some sort of health disorder or excess consumption of sugar but it only happened once. I kept fucking her in hopes of tasting that sweetness again but it never came. Shit was like chasing that first crack high. when she asked me why I became distant I couldn't be honest with her so I told her my cousin is terminally ill
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This one time I fucked a mom who had like a 7 month old kid and since I like to suckle on titties a lot she actually lactated and her milk tasted really sweet but I was kind of grossed out, but apparently she got so horny as she grinded my dick into a pulp and then got off to swallow my load.
I also like sweaty bitches for some reason. Swamp ass pussy makes my dick harder than fake Russian girls.
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Originally posted by Vizier
This one time I fucked a mom who had like a 7 month old kid and since I like to suckle on titties a lot she actually lactated and her milk tasted really sweet but I was kind of grossed out, but apparently she got so horny as she grinded my dick into a pulp and then got off to swallow my load.
I also like sweaty bitches for some reason. Swamp ass pussy makes my dick harder than fake Russian girls.
Originally posted by HTS
I'm pretty gross. Every sexual thing I've done is gross by association. 😧
I really like facials and a lot of girls think that's gross though, so let's say that?
Once I came on my ex-girlfriend's face, rolled over and lay on my back with my eyes closed. She climbed on top of me and started making out with me and rubbing my own cum all over my face and mouth. I didn't even push her off. I'm such a good boyfriend.
Originally posted by Daily
Once I came on my ex-girlfriend's face, rolled over and lay on my back with my eyes closed. She climbed on top of me and started making out with me and rubbing my own cum all over my face and mouth. I didn't even push her off. I'm such a good boyfriend.
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Originally posted by Daily
Once I came on my ex-girlfriend's face, rolled over and lay on my back with my eyes closed. She climbed on top of me and started making out with me and rubbing my own cum all over my face and mouth. I didn't even push her off. I'm such a good boyfriend.
I would never do that to my bf. I'm such a good girlfriend. I even feel bad making out with a guy if he cums in my mouth, even though I swallowm 🤗
Originally posted by HTS
I would never do that to my bf. I'm such a good girlfriend. I even feel bad making out with a guy if he cums in my mouth, even though I swallowm 🤗
Do you ever tuck your dick between your legs like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs and pretend you don't really have one?
Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix
Do you ever tuck your dick between your legs like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs and pretend you don't really have one?
No, specifically because of the Buffalo Bill thing.
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Originally posted by HTS
I would never do that to my bf. I'm such a good girlfriend. I even feel bad making out with a guy if he cums in my mouth, even though I swallowm 🤗
What does your cuckold boyfriend think about you freely associating with strange men online and regularly describing your sexual fantasies and experiences
Don't you deserve better? Don't you want a man to lay down the pimp hand when you decide you want to be a naughty faggot
Don't you want to be frequently reminded that you made the right choice with the strong man you chose
How is what I'm saying not both moral and sexually arousing
out of purely theoretical curiosity...which is worse: jamming small furry animals into an orifice...or photoshopping a chicks tits onto her mother? and vise versa...
Honestly, reading your post made me want to try the armpit thing.
Something I remember is that as a child I seemed to like the scent one of my cousins had and we both seemed to have a strong sexual attraction to each other. They visited for the holidays one time during my late teens and she was undoubtedly coming on strong, hardcore wanting the D.
Originally posted by Malice
Honestly, reading your post made me want to try the armpit thing.
Something I remember is that as a child I seemed to like the scent one of my cousins had and we both seemed to have a strong sexual attraction to each other. They visited for the holidays one time during my late teens and she was undoubtedly coming on strong, hardcore wanting the D.
And you just? What? Went to your room to eat some nootropics? You didn't even push her over, mount her, screech in her face? Nothing?
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