I am completely over women.

1. 2018-02-21 at 1:27 PM UTC

   #21
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by A College Professor i like to imagine being wedged between a couple plumpers who are trying to crush me ,and we are all covered in honey

   
   i wanna MFF watersports threesome like wet an wild style
   
   
   
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2. 2018-02-21 at 1:30 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Women don't want a man who falls in love with them, women want a guy who sweeps them off their feet.
   
   I know this from reading vampire fiction.
3. 2018-02-21 at 1:32 PM UTC

   #23
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   SWIM is gonna find a pretty woman walking on a icy sidewalk and shove her so she comes unbalanced and falls, then I can give her like the ultimate rescue hopefully with sexy CPR
4. 2018-02-21 at 1:55 PM UTC

   #24
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Enter I don't wanna date 'em, I don't wanna fuck 'em, I don't even want their attention.
   
   They're all fucking evil:
   
   

   
   I knew I been had sauce.. why? Cause I was fuckin on my tutor.
5. 2018-02-21 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I knew I been had sauce.. why? Cause I was fuckin on my tutor.

   
   no one thinks you're cool
   
   the wigger tryhard that comes from you stinks like shit
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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6. 2018-02-21 at 4:05 PM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor i like to imagine being wedged between a couple plumpers who are trying to crush me ,and we are all covered in honey

   
   spend the night in your parents bed between your two dads
7. 2018-02-21 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lol who would even fall in love with that girl
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
8. 2018-02-21 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #28
   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by greenplastic lol who would even fall in love with that girl

   
   Seconded.
9. 2018-02-21 at 4:48 PM UTC

   #29
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by greenplastic lol who would even fall in love with that girl

   
   Sad, lonely, ugly dudes.
10. 2018-02-21 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Lmao. Why'd you post Eliza? What an attention whore. At some point she decided attention whoring on 4chan and 8chan wasn't enough and since she had the loli(kinda[she was 15 at the time]) cred, she decided to attention whore on masterchan too, where all the pedos reside. It was pretty funny when her noodz were found. Also she is completely doxed. I don't have the dox nor pics anymore but her middle name is Noreen, also Ciara is pronounced Kira. Appaerently she is of Irish heritage.
    
    Long story short, Eliza is a bitch, and doubly so because she chased the more interesting attention whores away.
11. 2018-02-21 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    
    >omegle nudes show up on 4chan, she gets a letter from the police for posting porn on /b/ while underaged
    
    
    ayyyyy lmao
12. 2018-02-21 at 5:32 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol can you get busting for posting sea pea of yourself
13. 2018-02-21 at 5:33 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Someone arrest Brooke Shields
14. 2018-02-23 at 8:32 AM UTC

    #34
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by lightray no one thinks you're cool
    
    the wigger tryhard that comes from you stinks like shit

    
    LMAO.. you're the person that tries the hardest.. and this post is thanked by 2 other extreme tryhards.. you're pussyless.. shut yo bitch ass up