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1. 2018-02-15 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #21
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I've been here since 1989.
2. 2018-02-15 at 1:20 PM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I've been here since 1989.

   
   why did you only sign up to the forum in 2007 though
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Daily
3. 2018-02-15 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #23
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Enter why did you only sign up to the forum in 2007 though

   
   This account was created in 2006, but I've been around long before that.
4. 2018-02-15 at 2:01 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I literally signed up for Totse in 500 B.C. That thing they found in the Mediterranean sea? Yeah? This thing?
   
   
   
   "Experts" said it's some kind of sun dial calendar contraption. Think again dumbasses. This is a computer, with forum software called Τότσε, you post by turning the dials, noobs.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • HTS, 
   • Daily, 
   • Vizier, 
   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2018-02-15 at 2:06 PM UTC

   #25
   RestStop Space Nigga
   ^I thought it was just a power ball machine. Simpler times I tell ya!
6. 2018-02-15 at 2:14 PM UTC

   #26
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Sophie I literally signed up for Totse in 500 B.C. That thing they found in the Mediterranean sea? Yeah? This thing?
   
   
   
   "Experts" said it's some kind of sun dial calendar contraption. Think again dumbasses. This is a computer, with forum software called Τότσε, you post by turning the dials, noobs.

   
   A Sun Dial could be called a "computer, too. So could a stick driven in the ground to produce a shadow. That's not a conventional computer, by any means. It's a navigation tool, that's all.
7. 2018-02-15 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by -SpectraL A Sun Dial could be called a "computer, too. So could a stick driven in the ground to produce a shadow. That's not a conventional computer, by any means. It's a navigation tool, that's all.

   
   Spectral "expert" confirmed.
8. 2018-02-15 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #28
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Twelve year olds and nitro must mix very well.

   
   Twelve year olds and pedro mixes even better.
9. 2018-02-15 at 3:15 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by benny vader Twelve year olds and pedro mixes even better.

   
   depends on the 12yo
10. 2018-02-15 at 3:17 PM UTC

    #30
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -SpectraL A Sun Dial could be called a "computer, too. So could a stick driven in the ground to produce a shadow. That's not a conventional computer, by any means. It's a navigation tool, that's all.

    
    can we call people whore pretending to be smarter than they actually are as having AI ????
    
    artificial intelligence.
11. 2018-02-15 at 3:17 PM UTC

    #31
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by stupid noob None of you little pussies was even around when I got shrapnel in my palm.

    
    I was I've been around longer than most people here.
12. 2018-02-15 at 3:18 PM UTC

    #32
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Sophie depends on the 12yo

    
    no, depending on the pedro.
13. 2018-02-15 at 4:44 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS If you were there for it, my highlighter shenanigans went down nearly 12 years ago.
    
    You could have had a kid on the day that happened, and they'd be as old as the average totse member was at the time.

    
    I stuck a highlighter up my ass when I was in the single digits.
    Level up, plebe.
14. 2018-02-15 at 4:46 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter They gave you a gamecube to play when you were in the hospital, which makes sense considering it was 2006. Fucking hell… a fucking gamecube though. That was so many gens ago…

    
    It wasn't that long ago.
    6th gen is only two generations ago.
15. 2018-02-15 at 4:51 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter I joined totse when I had JUST turned 14 to post in BI, lol. Was definitely browsing the main site at 13.

    
    I joined totse at like 11 back in the early 00s, get on my level.
16. 2018-02-15 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #36
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume I joined totse at like 11 back in the early 00s, get on my level.

    
    i literally have socks older than you...
17. 2018-02-15 at 8:29 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stupid noob The average totse user was not that young.

    
    I was 13 when that happened
18. 2018-02-15 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Jesos. Was it really that long ago? I was just a tiny 18 year old back then.
    
    I'm still annoyed at the fact that I found Totse in 2005 but only discovered the forums like a whole year later...even though the bbs button was the first thing I saw every time I went on it to browse the text files. That's so fucking annoying.
19. 2018-02-15 at 9:04 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock i literally have socks older than you…

    
    You have socks that have been around for 27 years?
20. 2018-02-15 at 9:05 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Daily Jesos. Was it really that long ago? I was just a tiny 18 year old back then.
    
    I'm still annoyed at the fact that I found Totse in 2005 but only discovered the forums like a whole year later…even though the bbs button was the first thing I saw every time I went on it to browse the text files. That's so fucking annoying.

    
    That was around the time 4chan started going to shit.
    You started interneting too late.
    You will never know just how free and awesome it once was.
    Kill yourself