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1. 2018-02-15 at 12:30 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   The LSD starbucks incident happened seven years ago.
2. 2018-02-15 at 12:32 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Enter The LSD starbucks incident happened seven years ago.

   
   If you were there for it, my highlighter shenanigans went down nearly 12 years ago.
   
   You could have had a kid on the day that happened, and they'd be as old as the average totse member was at the time.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Daily, 
   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2018-02-15 at 12:33 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS If you were there for it, my highlighter shenanigans went down nearly 12 years ago.

   
   
4. 2018-02-15 at 12:37 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   They gave you a gamecube to play when you were in the hospital, which makes sense considering it was 2006. Fucking hell... a fucking gamecube though. That was so many gens ago...
5. 2018-02-15 at 12:38 PM UTC

   #5
   RestStop Space Nigga
   Never even heard of it until late last year.
6. 2018-02-15 at 12:38 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Silverfuck was sent to prison 5 years ago.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra
7. 2018-02-15 at 12:50 PM UTC

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   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
   None of you little pussies was even around when I got shrapnel in my palm.
8. 2018-02-15 at 12:52 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Never thought I'd be synchronizing my calendar with a mother being beat up by her son, but I guess that's the world we now live in.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • A College Professor
9. 2018-02-15 at 12:55 PM UTC

   #9
   

   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by HTS If you were there for it, my highlighter shenanigans went down nearly 12 years ago.
   
   You could have had a kid on the day that happened, and they'd be as old as the average totse member was at the time.

   
   The average totse user was not that young.
10. 2018-02-15 at 12:56 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by stupid noob The average totse user was not that young.

    
    For every well known, active user, there were 100 twelve year olds posting in BI. They skew the average.
11. 2018-02-15 at 12:59 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I joined totse when I had JUST turned 14 to post in BI, lol. Was definitely browsing the main site at 13.
12. 2018-02-15 at 12:59 PM UTC

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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    I trolled bi before you were even around whipper snapper. A lot of 15 year olds. Sure some lied but no one really gave a shit so most didn't. I knew a 12 year old on there making nitroglycerin but most were older.
13. 2018-02-15 at 1 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stupid noob I trolled bi before you were even around whipper snapper. A lot of 15 year olds. Sure some lied but no one really gave a shit so most didn't. I knew a 12 year old on there making nitroglycerin but most were older.

    
    Really? What year did you sign up? 2006? *snort*
14. 2018-02-15 at 1 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by stupid noob I trolled bi before you were even around whipper snapper. A lot of 15 year olds. Sure some lied but no one really gave a shit so most didn't. I knew a 12 year old on there making nitroglycerin but most were older.

    
    Twelve year olds and nitro must mix very well.
15. 2018-02-15 at 1:03 PM UTC

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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Twelve year olds and nitro must mix very well.

    
    Most did fine. It was 18-19year olds that were the problem and didn't take shit seriously.
16. 2018-02-15 at 1:03 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stupid noob Most did fine. It was 18-19year olds that were the problem and didn't take shit seriously.

    
    WHAT. YEAR.
17. 2018-02-15 at 1:05 PM UTC

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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    2002.
18. 2018-02-15 at 1:05 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stupid noob 2002.

    
    ...
    
    Well well.
19. 2018-02-15 at 1:17 PM UTC

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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Do you really not know me?
20. 2018-02-15 at 1:18 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stupid noob Do you really not know me?

    
    Yes I know you. But I'm not gonna let you think you're god's gift to the community just because you've been here a while. I've been here since 2004 myself.