What (now dead) historical figure would you want to be friends with?

1. 2018-02-15 at 4:32 AM UTC

   #101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   John Lennon, more like jedi Lenin
2. 2018-02-15 at 4:52 AM UTC

   #102
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon John Lennon, more like jedi Lenin

   
   Fucking Lennons. Epitome of the Eternal Hibernian.
   
   Into the potato oven with you, paddy.
3. 2018-02-15 at 6:50 AM UTC

   #103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ive always hated john lennon.
4. 2018-02-15 at 6:51 AM UTC

   #104
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   >can get any woman in the world
   >chooses this fucking monkey
   
   
5. 2018-02-15 at 7:20 AM UTC

   #105
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Issue313 I kinda feel this way a lot. I have met a couple of people who I looked up to, and they're just shit-tier people in real life.
   
   John Lennon and Yoko Ono were super annoying, and the guy who shot John Lennon (David Chapman) killed an awful attention vampire. It's interesting to note that he didn't know why he killed Lennon, but felt like he should. Perhaps he lacked the ability to express to others why Lennon was a threat, but felt it anyway.

   
   He was apparently a MKUltra victim. and the CIA Vault 7 apparently concurs that it in fact existed. those dudes trigger was apparently reading a fairly mild, somewhat PG13 rated novel called Catcher in the Rye.
   
   why was that book on the ban list for so long? it's not even that crude. And I don't see where it could be considered a book that is nefarious and a threat to National Security when its about a man who's too naive to understand the sexual advancements of women and had cared much for the children (later after he loses his virginity) and wanted the children to keep their innocents.
   
   how the fuck can you read poorly into this? maybe it was banned because it was a plot device for MKUltra
6. 2018-02-15 at 7:23 AM UTC

   #106
   

   Rivotril Houston
   D. B. Cooper.
7. 2018-02-15 at 7:38 AM UTC

   #107
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Thanks for admitting you're gay for Jill.

   
   its not gay if its done in public.
8. 2018-02-15 at 8:38 AM UTC

   #108
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rivotril D. B. Cooper.

   
   WAT?
9. 2018-02-15 at 10:34 AM UTC

   #109
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by benny vader its not gay if its done in public.

   
   Sex with other men is ALWAYS gay
10. 2018-02-15 at 5:03 PM UTC

    #110
    

    Rivotril Houston

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 WAT?

    He's dead, probably.
11. 2018-02-15 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #111
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Rivotril He's dead, probably.

    
    That nigga did go hard tho.
12. 2018-02-15 at 7:54 PM UTC

    #112
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader you really believe anything in europe could hvae gotten that big without juden hands involved ?????

    
    youre delusional
13. 2018-02-16 at 7:31 AM UTC

    #113
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock youre delusional

    
    ok.
14. 2018-03-08 at 11:50 PM UTC

    #114
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop That nigga did go hard tho.

    
    But what if he didn't what if he left behind, just enough to suspect he was dead.
    
    
    And now for something completely different!
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RestStop
15. 2018-03-09 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #115
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 And now for something completely different!
    
    

16. 2018-03-09 at 1:13 AM UTC

    #116
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Enter >can get any woman in the world
    >chooses this fucking monkey
    
    

    
    Yoko Ono was a talented artist though. They connected spiritually. Plus, she was cute - that pic just isn't very flattering.
17. 2018-03-09 at 1:33 AM UTC

    #117
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Like how to be nigger.

    
    Are you a real racist. or are you going to tell me that you have black friends, just hate those people?
    
    
    Your mom wouldn't approve. You need to go to Church with her on Sunday. Say hi to her. Wondering where the book of Vintage planes went.
    
    probably gone with the wind?
18. 2018-03-09 at 1:36 AM UTC

    #118
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Only one I can think of is Ayrton Senna
19. 2018-03-09 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #119
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Idi Amin. That way he would eat you after he'd had his way with you.
20. 2018-03-09 at 1:53 AM UTC

    #120
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Are you a real racist. or are you going to tell me that you have black friends, just hate those people?
    
    
    Your mom wouldn't approve. You need to go to Church with her on Sunday. Say hi to her. Wondering where the book of Vintage planes went.
    
    probably gone with the wind?