does anyone know anyone who has died from slipping in the shower?

1. 2018-02-11 at 10:21 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick You could put a towel

   
   ...in the shower?
2. 2018-02-11 at 10:48 PM UTC

   #22
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   No but I fell off the toilet once baked outa my head.
   Hurt my arm.
3. 2018-02-11 at 10:53 PM UTC

   #23
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor the only fan you need to worry about is the one you use to cool your sweaty frustrated face off while I rail that loose asshole of yours.

   
   this is adorable. Bill Krozby and his retard fag friends.
4. 2018-02-11 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #24
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   This actually cures some people who were accidentally dropped on their heads as babies.
5. 2018-02-11 at 11:32 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by infinityshock this is adorable. Bill Krozby and his retard fag friends.

   
   Chicken fucker
6. 2018-02-11 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #26
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   
7. 2018-02-12 at 4:59 AM UTC

   #27
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by A College Professor the only chicken thats gonna be getting fucked is infinity cuck when I pull out of his floppy asshole and go to poundtown on that face, fam

   
   I had to stand in for him once, while he was in the hospital or away or some shit. The whole time, all I was talking about was assholes, and black dicks, and ramming dicks up somebody's poop chutes, and at the same time having to be creative about being really nasty and vile. It was terrible.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • A College Professor
8. 2018-02-12 at 5:35 AM UTC

   #28
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Bill the car only knows about dropping the soap in the shower while he waddled his fat cheeks that were clean for a pounding.
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   • A College Professor
9. 2018-02-12 at 5:40 AM UTC

   #29
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I take baths.
   
   j/k, but no, I don't know anyone aside from co-workers(that don't like me), so I couldn't possibly know anyone that has died this way.
10. 2018-02-12 at 5:51 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws …in the shower?

    
    Yeah, why not? until he gets his rubber matt
11. 2018-02-12 at 7 AM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    PE TER!