2018-02-11 at 6:51 PM UTC
It seems like it should be way more common. In the past month I almost ate shit twice. I didn't, thankfully, but it wouldn't be too hard for one of those falls to be fatal. My bathtub is like made of solid lead or some shit and the toilet is right there so it would be really easy to hit your head on something.
Anyways I just bought one of those rubber things for the floor on amazon, i hope i don't die from a shower fall in the next 2 days, or i'd really regret not opting for the quicker shipping, if I were alive.
2018-02-11 at 6:53 PM UTC
I died once from slipping in the shower but with careful recovery and a brain transplant its not a big deal.
2018-02-11 at 6:56 PM UTC
You should get yourself one of these bad boys:
They’re all the rage in your local retirement home. All this can be yours for the low payment of $260 per month for 72 months.
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2018-02-11 at 7:06 PM UTC
No but I knew an old fat dude who slipped in the shower and broke his ankles and banged his head so he could only waddle, couldn't climb stairs and had a mental retardation where he would yell out "PETER!".
2018-02-11 at 7:15 PM UTC
i was at my ex-gfs condo in the pool and some geriatric came running out screaming about her husband fell in the shower and was dying...and she needed help.
there was no one else out so we went up to see and sure enough...some wrinkly old geriatric was lying on the shower floor, stark naked, water still running, and flailing around in the best fish-outta-water impression ive ever seen.
it took us a little while to get him seated on the toilet, the wife wrapped a bath robe around him, and as we were leaving the cops and EMTs showed up.
fun times.
2018-02-11 at 7:21 PM UTC
my showeroom floor is of asphalt.
2018-02-11 at 9:41 PM UTC
I read once that is was an actual problem for people to fuck up shower settings, scald themselves, slip, then get severly burned or even killed by the hot water spraying on them. It was a couple of years ago in the NYT (fake news), but they talked about a specific case. Probably modern thermostatic showers don't have quite the same risk.
2018-02-11 at 9:54 PM UTC
I once knew a ukrainian (see: salo eater) who slipped in the bath tub drunk. He ripped the whole large faucet out of the wall and fucked up his kidney and ribs. He pissed blood for a while. It was some life alert shit.
He kept working physical labor in this condition for a few months.
