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  1. #41
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    TMI
  2. #42
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL TMI

    Speccy, you ole' dawg.

    I bet you're ripped. A bit flabby around the tits, but generally fit.

    I bet you have the "V".
  3. #43
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    of course it is if your comparison been between the dark triumvirate of niggers, jedis and faggots;
  4. #44
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grimace Speccy, you ole' dawg.

    I bet you're ripped. A bit flabby around the tits, but generally fit.

    I bet you have the "V".

    I have no flab at all. Pure muscle.
  5. #45
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I have no flab at all. Pure muscle.

    Prove it. Fight me.
  6. #46
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I have no flab at all. Pure muscle.



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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #47
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I'd beat Spectral to sleep, not even meaning to. Poor old man. I wouldn't even hit him like I meant to, either. Fucker might die then I got me a case.
  8. #48
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Grimace It's not as complicated as you may think. Men have this idealized idea of "sexy" they think they need to achieve, much as women do. Men think they NEED the chistled chest, the fucking huge arms, tanned skin, etc. None of this is actually true, though.

    Basically, women look for a few basic physical traits:

    1: You're not dogshit ugly. If you are, too bad. You're gonna be forever alone. Just try to be somewhat non-ugly.

    2. The "V" shape. This isn't purely looks, either. It's a subtle, unconscious thing women look at. It suggests GOOD OFFSPRING, if you have broad shoulders and a thin waist. "Thin waist" doesn't mean you need to be skinny, either. Look at your upper body in the mirror. Now take a smaller mirror and look at your back through the reflection of another mirror. Does your general shape resemble a "V"? If not, you need to do more pushups. Start today. It seems pretty vain and retarded and pseudo-science, but I am telling you, it's a factor.

    3. That's about it. If you were once fat and fat no more and have excess skin baggage, get that shit taken care of. That is a deal breaker, too.

    Truth is, most women aren't looking for male model, weight lifter shit. They just want an average looking guy that is generally average but makes them feel good. Making them laugh goes a whole lot further than your waist line, that's for sure.

    looks are a bit further down a woman's list than you realize pal.



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  9. #49
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by NARCassist looks are a bit further down a woman's list than you realize pal.



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    I'm not your pal, buddy.
  10. #50
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Grimace I'm not your pal, buddy.

    lol, i didn't say you was.



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  11. #51
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by NARCassist lol, i didn't say you was.



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    Yes you did. You called me your pal. I quoted it. I am not your pal, buddy.
  12. #52
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grimace Prove it. Fight me.

    I could take you all with one hand tied up behind my back.
  13. #53
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace It's not as complicated as you may think. Men have this idealized idea of "sexy" they think they need to achieve, much as women do. Men think they NEED the chistled chest, the fucking huge arms, tanned skin, etc. None of this is actually true, though.

    Basically, women look for a few basic physical traits:

    1: You're not dogshit ugly. If you are, too bad. You're gonna be forever alone. Just try to be somewhat non-ugly.

    2. The "V" shape. This isn't purely looks, either. It's a subtle, unconscious thing women look at. It suggests GOOD OFFSPRING, if you have broad shoulders and a thin waist. "Thin waist" doesn't mean you need to be skinny, either. Look at your upper body in the mirror. Now take a smaller mirror and look at your back through the reflection of another mirror. Does your general shape resemble a "V"? If not, you need to do more pushups. Start today. It seems pretty vain and retarded and pseudo-science, but I am telling you, it's a factor.

    3. That's about it. If you were once fat and fat no more and have excess skin baggage, get that shit taken care of. That is a deal breaker, too.

    Truth is, most women aren't looking for male model, weight lifter shit. They just want an average looking guy that is generally average but makes them feel good. Making them laugh goes a whole lot further than your waist line, that's for sure.

    you forgot ass.

    many, many women tell me they like asses.
  14. #54
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace wife

    pics or it didnt happen
  15. #55
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS Fisting is hot….

    stuff a $5-bill up your ass...go to a homeless camp...advertise the cash in your ass.

    stuff a large crack-rock up your ass...to to the hood...advertise the crack up your crack.
  16. #56
    Can confirm on the V. I am routinely gawked over it at work by men and women alike even tho strong shoulders and big biceps are all I have.

    This was compounded when i had long flowing black curly locks. Would get random compliments from women. Sometimes old and ugly, sometimes hot and british. Having female friends want to play with it/braid it was cool too.
  17. #57
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Grimace 2. The "V" shape.

    yea, if we live in agraria, land of pharmers.

    girls today prefer those with the ''0'' shape.
  18. #58
    Maybe in Ghana
  19. #59
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    look at ur precedent.

    look. at. him.
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