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beta beta male philosophy is dumb and fake

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'll take "Things a beta would say" for $2000 Alex.

    yea breh, im so beta i make this fish look like a fuckin goldfish
  2. #22
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by greenplastic yea breh, im so beta i make this fish look like a fuckin goldfish

    More like it makes you look like a failed guppy sperm.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker More like it makes you look like a failed guppy sperm.

    idk, is that what betas look like?
  4. #24
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by greenplastic idk, is that what betas look like?

    Mirror, look in it...
  5. #25
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Mirror, look in it…

    mmm, minor.

    i liek looking at minors.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Mirror, look in it…

    well, apparently they look like a slightly cracked out dude.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by greenplastic no, but tailoring your actions and thoughts to be the same as some beta pickup dude you saw on youtube is being fake. nothing wrong with being confident, but these niggas be out here replacing their whole personalities you know?


    I got that gorilla dick nigga I make dyke pussy wet.
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  8. #28
    Originally posted by Enter On the plane ride back from fiji, I was sitting next to a guy who looked like a male model. Tall, masculine, etc. He actually ended up getting the stewardess's phone number, I shit you not. It was crazy to witness first hand how easy it was for betas. She was all over him, giggling and checking up on him more than the other passengers.

    This one time I was on a plane back from somewhere sitting in first class and there was this thirty-something white dude with a mustache in front of me who was whispering in the stewardess' ear almost the whole flight. By the end of it he got her to meet him at his hotel right after we landed. She was married as well, had a big ass rock on her finger.
  9. #29
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Them hoes ain't loyal.
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  10. #30
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    When people start talking about beta/beta shit it's really hard to maintain any kind of respect for them. I mean it's almost a cultural institution at this point so I try to put up with it in the same way as like people who think waxing/waning of the moon is a result of the earth's shadow but it's tough mang, it's tough.
  11. #31
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Lanny When people start talking about beta/beta shit it's really hard to maintain any kind of respect for them. I mean it's almost a cultural institution at this point so I try to put up with it in the same way as like people who think waxing/waning of the moon is a result of the earth's shadow but it's tough mang, it's tough.

    The beta is documented in science.
  12. #32
    the problem with this beta/beta shit is every beta thinks they can "become" beta by changing their personality.
  13. #33
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Enter the problem with this beta/beta shit is every beta thinks they can "become" beta by changing their personality.

    You cant become beta. You are either born that way or not.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You cant become beta. You are either born that way or not.

    exactly. it's fucking embarrassing to see beta faggots clearly trying to be someone they're not. chill the fuck out.
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  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    My cats beta. He wears a cape and runs around dominating things
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby My cats beta. He wears a cape and runs around dominating things

    I hope someone dominates your daughter.
  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Enter I hope someone dominates your daughter.

    Um okay.. Probably will happen just like i dominated her mother into submission. I still wack it to our videos.

    Im sure some woman will probably dominate you and then break your lil heart. Oh wait thats already happened
  18. #38
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by EXHIBIT A
    Originally posted by Enter the problem with this beta/beta shit is every beta thinks they can "become" beta by changing their personality.

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You cant become beta. You are either born that way or not.

    Originally posted by Enter exactly. it's fucking embarrassing to see beta faggots clearly trying to be someone they're not. chill the fuck out.

    Exhibit A exhibits the interaction of 2 individuals, one of them is an beta while the other, a beta.

    can you spot who is which ????

    [10 points]
  19. #39
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Um okay.. Probably will happen just like i dominated her mother into submission. I still wack it to our videos.

    Im sure some woman will probably dominate you and then break your lil heart. Oh wait thats already happened

    youre not even qualified to be beta...youre the epitome of uber-bottom
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Malice Yeah, I would definitely take a higher dose of a benzo before a plane ride. They're like the fast forward button for life. Everything is so smooth and carefree.

    But flying is so fucking awesome.
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