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  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist you know you really do need to go away and work on some new material. its what comedians do after telling the same gags for a little while, for not even a 1/100th of the time you've been telling the same 3 jokes just recycled and recycled to fucking shittery.

    go away, you're fucking boring.



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    You're 100% right but it's like telling a kid to stop copying you and they'll just copy you anyway. You're dealing with an adolescent mind. It's why Jill, like toddlers, aren't stand up comedians nor could they be if they even wanted to. You just give them their binky and juice and let them babble on like retards.
  2. #22
    great, now my evening is ruined after seeing that bullshit
  3. #23
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ You're 100% right but it's like telling a kid to stop copying you and they'll just copy you anyway. You're dealing with an adolescent mind. It's why Jill, like toddlers, aren't stand up comedians nor could they be if they even wanted to. You just give them their binky and juice and let them babble on like retards.


    since you profess to be such an expert on toddlers, go dress up in a diaper and pretty bonnet then come over here and use my cock as a pacifier while intermittently gurgling 'daddddyyyy...i love you' as i tell you what a naughty girl you are.
  4. #24
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist faggots can dream, i guess. i don't blame you faggots wanting a piece of my awesome D. just remember its just a dream and always will be tho jill, and that way you won't be so heart-broken when it never fucking happens you silly jedi gaydoll you.

    youre just mad that youre parents lied to you about your sexuality for your entire life and now youre on your period and discovering the joys of PMS for the first time.
  5. #25
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre just mad that youre parents lied to you about your sexuality for your entire life and now youre on your period and discovering the joys of PMS for the first time.

    my parents dint decide my sexuality, i did. you need to understand jill that you're not normal pal. shit that happened to you dint happen to everyone.



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  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock since you profess to be such an expert on toddlers, go dress up in a diaper and pretty bonnet then come over here and use my cock as a pacifier while intermittently gurgling 'daddddyyyy…i love you' as i tell you what a naughty girl you are.

    D'awww. Weddy for a nappy poo ?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #27
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I've never heard of that or seen that, anywhere. In your position, I would have mentioned this to a doctor years ago. If I believed that a higher power could help you, I would appeal on your behalf. I hope that I'm wrong and that it's just some weird thing that happens to some men. Post updates, if you don't mind.
  8. #28
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah i've no idea what causes them or what. i don't even know what terms i would use to send the duck to find out.



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  9. #29
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Wait for him/her to close the door and then drop your pants, they'll know what to do.
  10. #30
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist lol, youtube are fucking dicks


    dont post actual songs. humm the songs you want instead.

    and johnba291972 ????

    what uncreative and unimaginative people you have to be to use your birthdate as part of your username ?????


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  11. #31
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader dont post actual songs. humm the songs you want instead.

    and johnba291972 ????

    what uncreative and unimaginative people you have to be to use your birthdate as part of your username ?????


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    its just the name/birthday of somebody i knew years ago. somebody who died, so i now use their details when signing up to a lot of social networks. i hate using my own details on those sites.



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  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist my parents dint decide my sexuality, i did. you need to understand jill that you're not normal pal. shit that happened to you dint happen to everyone.

    youre the one menstruating, here...
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ D'awww. Weddy for a nappy poo ?

    when daddy is done with you youre never going to poo normally again...not without a colostomy bag.
  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick Wait for him/her to close the door and then drop your pants, they'll know what to do.

    ...make sure to be bending over, as well. that helps
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock when daddy is done with you youre never going to poo normally again…not without a colostomy bag.

    So yeah. You need a nappy. Lil babby doesn't know what she's saying. D'AWWW!
  16. #36
    Sounds like Angiokeratoma.

    http://www.geniderm.com/blood-blisters-on-scrotum-angiokeratoma-of-scrotum/

    Originally posted by NARCassist lol, youtube are fucking dicks

    It's gotten unpleasant to use youtube. I pulled all my videos (mostly Totse stuff) from there because I got a copyright strike due to a complaint from a Callum Orr ( callum.orr@uqconnect.edu.au ). I don't have time to deal with bullshit like that.
  17. #37
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Issue313 Sounds like Angiokeratoma.

    http://www.geniderm.com/blood-blisters-on-scrotum-angiokeratoma-of-scrotum/



    It's gotten unpleasant to use youtube. I pulled all my videos (mostly Totse stuff) from there because I got a copyright strike due to a complaint from a Callum Orr ( callum.orr@uqconnect.edu.au ). I don't have time to deal with bullshit like that.

    i didn't even understand most of that, but i did understand that last part

    These blood blisters on scrotum are totally harmless lesion and therefore asymptomatic lesion can be left untreated. However, if itching, soreness and bleeding becomes a concern or individual wants it removed for cosmetic concern they can be removed with several modalities listed below. If pain is the concern carbamazepine, pregabalin or gabapentin can be used.

    so if i complain to the doctor that they are painful he'll prolly give me some pregabs that i can sell? that's good to know.



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  18. #38
    Originally posted by NARCassist so if i complain to the doctor that they are painful he'll prolly give me some pregabs that i can sell? that's good to know.

    Very unlikely, plus pregabapentin is really expensive to buy (unless you get it free under NHS or whatever you cucks have).

    I got it once for anxiety, but gave up the prescription a while ago as I had too much. It is prescribed for restless leg syndrome, you could claim to have that.
  19. #39
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    hold on, that site is saying it could also be one of these. that list is fucking huge, it could be any one of them.

    Other conditions that can commonly present as pigmented or red bumps on penis and scrotum
    Lichen planus
    Inflamed viral wart
    Inflamed Molluscum contagiosum
    Lichen planus
    Lichen nitidus
    Secondary syphilis
    Scabies
    Venous varicosities

    Other possible causes of pigmented or red bumps on penis and scrotum

    Early chancre of primary syphilis
    Primary granuloma inguinale (donovanosis)
    Primary lymphogranuloma venereum
    Dermatofibroma
    Syringoma
    Insect bite and tick bite
    Granuloma annulare
    Tuberculide (lichen scrofulosorum)
    Sarcoid
    Leprosy
    Superficial phaeohyphomycosis
    Schistosomiasis
    Inflamed epidermoid cyst
    Acanthosis nigricans
    Nevus comedonicus
    (Juvenile) xanthogranuloma
    Pseudo-Kaposi sarcoma

    Other possible disease that should always be ruled out if there is any suspicion

    Amyloidosis
    Angiokeratoma corporis diffusum
    Carcinoma erysipeloids
    Kaposi sarcoma
    Malignant melanoma
    Langerhans cell histiocytosis
    Xanthoma disseminatum
    Genital metastases

    OMfG I GOT FUCKING LEPROSY? WTF, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT WAS A THING ANYMORE? WTF DO I DO?



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  20. #40
    Originally posted by NARCassist OMfG I GOT FUCKING LEPROSY? WTF, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT WAS A THING ANYMORE? WTF DO I DO?

    If there's a God in Heaven you have all the things on that list.
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