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Sometimes its better to be fat
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2018-02-08 at 2:35 AM UTC
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2018-02-08 at 2:38 AM UTCI wonder what happens when you can no longer reach your own dick?? How do you even piss? Just point and hope for the best?
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2018-02-09 at 1:24 AM UTCsorry, you fucking fat retard.
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2018-02-09 at 1:47 AM UTCLotta fags up in dis here tred.
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2018-02-09 at 5:22 PM UTC
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2018-02-09 at 5:24 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-11 at 12:22 PM UTCjesus you fucks are nasty
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2018-02-11 at 12:25 PM UTCFisting is hot....
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2018-02-11 at 12:30 PM UTCIt's not as complicated as you may think. Men have this idealized idea of "sexy" they think they need to achieve, much as women do. Men think they NEED the chistled chest, the fucking huge arms, tanned skin, etc. None of this is actually true, though.
Basically, women look for a few basic physical traits:
1: You're not dogshit ugly. If you are, too bad. You're gonna be forever alone. Just try to be somewhat non-ugly.
2. The "V" shape. This isn't purely looks, either. It's a subtle, unconscious thing women look at. It suggests GOOD OFFSPRING, if you have broad shoulders and a thin waist. "Thin waist" doesn't mean you need to be skinny, either. Look at your upper body in the mirror. Now take a smaller mirror and look at your back through the reflection of another mirror. Does your general shape resemble a "V"? If not, you need to do more pushups. Start today. It seems pretty vain and retarded and pseudo-science, but I am telling you, it's a factor.
3. That's about it. If you were once fat and fat no more and have excess skin baggage, get that shit taken care of. That is a deal breaker, too.
Truth is, most women aren't looking for male model, weight lifter shit. They just want an average looking guy that is generally average but makes them feel good. Making them laugh goes a whole lot further than your waist line, that's for sure.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-11 at 12:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace It's not as complicated as you may think. Men have this idealized idea of "sexy" they think they need to achieve, much as women do. Men think they NEED the chistled chest, the fucking huge arms, tanned skin, etc. None of this is actually true, though.
Basically, women look for a few basic physical traits:
1: You're not dogshit ugly. If you are, too bad. You're gonna be forever alone. Just try to be somewhat non-ugly.
2. The "V" shape. This isn't purely looks, either. It's a subtle, unconscious thing women look at. It suggests GOOD OFFSPRING, if you have broad shoulders and a thin waist. "Thin waist" doesn't mean you need to be skinny, either. Look at your upper body in the mirror. Now take a smaller mirror and look at your back through the reflection of another mirror. Does your general shape resemble a "V"? If not, you need to do more pushups. Start today. It seems pretty vain and retarded and pseudo-science, but I am telling you, it's a factor.
3. That's about it. If you were once fat and fat no more and have excess skin baggage, get that shit taken care of. That is a deal breaker, too.
Truth is, most women aren't looking for male model, weight lifter shit. They just want an average looking guy that is generally average but makes them feel good. Making them laugh goes a whole lot further than your waist line, that's for sure.
Today when I worked out for the first time in months, I noticed my pump gave me a more prominant v shape. I felt so masculine in that moment; it's definitely a hardwired thing in our brains that the v shape = attractive. -
2018-02-11 at 12:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter Today when I worked out for the first time in months, I noticed my pump gave me a more prominant v shape. I felt so masculine in that moment; it's definitely a hardwired thing in our brains that the v shape = attractive.
It's true. That "V" is a hardwired trait. Broad shouldered, thin waisted. It reeks of STRONG TESTOSTERONE, as can body hair, beards, and a deep voice. You just have to know how to use it.
Me for example, I have zero hair on my head. I can grow it, but it's so thin that I don't even bother. I just shave it with a razor blade to the skin. Skinhead, in a sense. Hah.
I have a beard, full grown, full man.
I have ungodly body hair. Chest, back, genitals, legs, arms. I am a furry beast. I just had my wife shave my back as I shaved the rest of me. I could have made a toupee with the body hair shaved off.
I inspected my form in the mirror. The "V" is present. I am 6' and 187lbs. I have broad shoulders and a thin waist, even with a beer belly. Fuck it though. My arms are toned, my shoulders are broad, my back is wide, all while my waist is thin. The "V". My legs are all fucking muscle. Seriously. They aren't toned like a bike rider or whatever, but they have no fat on them hardly. All my fat resides in my stomach area and that's due to the beer. WHO CARES.
You don't have to be Baywatch hot to be hot. Most of your "hotness" comes from your personality anyway. Just don't be dogshit ugly.
