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Have you ever been.....

  1. 2018-02-08 at 6:23 PM UTC
    #1
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    ...shitting something awful out of your shit encrusted o-ring and after passing the abomination you've named, "Dave", you suddenly feel an OVERPOWERING urge to jerk off?

    So you frantically get your phone out, wet SHIT still drying over the DRIED shit caked over your asshole, and you pull up some porn site and begin to LONG STROKE it while aiming down into the toilet bowl, eventually caulking the bowl with your jaundice-yellow goo.

    Suddenly, an emotion sweeps over you...it's SHAME. :(

    ANYONE EVER HAD THAT HAPPEN???
  2. 2018-02-08 at 6:24 PM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Have you had that happen?
  3. 2018-02-08 at 6:26 PM UTC
    #3
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Have you had that happen?

    Somewheeeeere...over the rainbow...

    It might have. It might not have, too.
  4. 2018-02-08 at 6:30 PM UTC
    #4
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Somewheeeeere…over the rainbow…

    It might have. It might not have, too.

    A regular occurrence then.
  5. 2018-02-08 at 10:27 PM UTC
    #5
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Grimace it's SHAME. :(

    I still love you.
  6. 2018-02-08 at 10:42 PM UTC
    #6
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Well, we do have our prostate(g-spot) located up our rectum so it would make sense that you'd feel... stimulated.


    But no.
  7. 2018-02-08 at 10:51 PM UTC
    #7
    bling bling Dark Matter
    posting to unsub
  8. 2018-02-08 at 11:55 PM UTC
    #8
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Gay butt sex?
  9. 2018-02-09 at 12:05 AM UTC
    #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace …shitting something awful out of your shit encrusted o-ring and after passing the abomination you've named, "Dave", you suddenly feel an OVERPOWERING urge to jerk off?

    So you frantically get your phone out, wet SHIT still drying over the DRIED shit caked over your asshole, and you pull up some porn site and begin to LONG STROKE it while aiming down into the toilet bowl, eventually caulking the bowl with your jaundice-yellow goo.

    Suddenly, an emotion sweeps over you…it's SHAME. :(

    ANYONE EVER HAD THAT HAPPEN???

    latent homosexual desires. the sensation of your shit-chute being distended by something you intentionally give a male name to, causing you a state of arousal, tells you that you need a man to cram his cock into your cootie-crevice.

    i know a guy...

    ill even wear a name tag that says 'dave'
  10. 2018-02-09 at 1:38 AM UTC
    #10
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by infinityshock …

    i know a guy…

    ill even wear a name tag that says 'dave'

    You want to fuck me in the ass while wearing a name tag that says, "Dave"?

    What?
  11. 2018-02-09 at 1:39 AM UTC
    #11
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by mashlehash I still love you.

    I love you too. :)
  12. 2018-02-09 at 1:56 AM UTC
    #12
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Let me touch your stars.
  13. 2018-02-09 at 2:27 AM UTC
    #13
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Let me touch your stars.

    To my moon and back...
  14. 2018-02-09 at 2:45 AM UTC
    #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Why you picked "Dave" instead of "Goliath" is beyond me. Unless you meant to imply your turd defeated you.
  15. 2018-02-09 at 3:09 AM UTC
    #15
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace You want to fuck me in the ass while wearing a name tag that says, "Dave"?

    was that a question or a request?

    never mind...im going to use this as evidence that it was worded as a request if you try any of that #metoo bullshit when im finished with you.
  16. 2018-02-09 at 3:53 AM UTC
    #16
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I've had the urge, but I can't bring myself to jerk off with a wet shitty asshole. There'd be twice as much to clean up, and then I'd either cross-contaminate jizz into my asshole or shit into my dick.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. 2018-02-09 at 1:03 PM UTC
    #17
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Sophie Why you picked "Dave" instead of "Goliath" is beyond me. Unless you meant to imply your turd defeated you.

    Because I SIT with it.
  18. 2018-02-09 at 1:03 PM UTC
    #18
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by infinityshock was that a question or a request?

    never mind…im going to use this as evidence that it was worded as a request if you try any of that #metoo bullshit when im finished with you.

    #metoo metoo metoo metoooooo!!
  19. 2018-02-09 at 2:43 PM UTC
    #19
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace #metoo metoo metoo metoooooo!!

    its a date. youre place or mine
  20. 2018-02-09 at 3:34 PM UTC
    #20
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Grimace To my moon and back…

    I got some special lotion.
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