Do you feel weird taking a shit without showering before getting laid?

1. 2018-02-03 at 3:10 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I do.. especially blowjobs. is poop smell wafting up around my balls? Fuck it.
2. 2018-02-03 at 3:47 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga
   I'm usually sharded AF when my sexual encounters occur so shitting isn't a thing really but I always shower before for heading out on the journey for a piece of ass because I don't want to smell like a meth lab when I roll up on shorty nahmean?
3. 2018-02-03 at 4:02 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   Always.
4. 2018-02-03 at 4:28 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   like anyone on this site has ever had a sexual experience that didn't involve their own hand, a farm animal, or another faggot.
5. 2018-02-03 at 4:55 AM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Never. :)
6. 2018-02-03 at 5:12 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Grimlin the typa spyda to sporadically spray-shit in the shower same time as he's taking the wife to Pound Town and not even was his hands.
7. 2018-02-03 at 3:03 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   dude why would you even do that...just take a fucking shower
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8. 2018-02-03 at 3:45 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   getting WHAT?
9. 2018-02-03 at 4:02 PM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   If you expect more blowjobs you should totally shower after taking a shit. It doesn't matter how hard you wipe, if you bend your head between your legs after taking a shit and wiping you can smell it yourself.
10. 2018-02-03 at 4:24 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    no.
    
    i enjoy giving simulated rape.
11. 2018-02-03 at 4:26 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Xlite If you expect more blowjobs you should totally shower after taking a shit. It doesn't matter how hard you wipe, if you bend your head between your legs after taking a shit and wiping you can smell it yourself.

    
    that's... odd
    
    I'd think cleaning up first is the least you can do if a girl agrees to blow you, just seems like common courtesy
12. 2018-02-03 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Marcos Aurelius I do.. especially blowjobs. is poop smell wafting up around my balls? Fuck it.

    
    Weird, I thought I was the only one who felt this way.
    
    You can definitely smell shit from a person long after they poop.
    
    Toilet paper is not sufficient. Some sort of super-bidet needs to be invented, that not only washes your ass but shampoos it as well, cleans out the colon-pipe around the sphincter, dries your ass, and brushes your asshairs also.
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13. 2018-02-03 at 6:28 PM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Bidet seat attachment plus soap.
14. 2018-02-03 at 6:37 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Malice Bidet seat attachment

    
    i got sodomized by that thing once, i didnt expect the water pressure to be that high so i didnt clench my ass as tight as i shouldve been .....
    
    and the cold, hard water jet penetrated into my rectum, i felt so raped and i couldnt tell anyone .....
    
    #metoo :c
15. 2018-02-03 at 6:42 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    hts you disgust me
16. 2018-02-03 at 8:42 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic dude why would you even do that…just take a fucking shower

    
    Yeah.. if you're in a comfortable place with your girlfriend or something.
    
    I wouldn't even wanna leave certain hoes unsupervised in my crib. They be stealing nugs of weed.