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Hiring a prostitute to my hotel room but afraid I won't be able to get a boner.

  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock you dont carry it in your pocket…

    Drawstring bag slung over the shoulder?
  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Drawstring bag slung over the shoulder?

    nope
  3. #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock nope

    Strapped to the waist?
  4. #24
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Strapped to the waist?

    a little lower.

    hint: it would be easily accomplished by someone formerly incarcerated.
  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by infinityshock a little lower.

    hint: it would be easily accomplished by someone formerly incarcerated.

    In your ass??? Errrr... dead or alive?
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Zanick Try maca root powder. It's a natural aphrodisiac and it's much less expensive than VIagra.

    that shit will make your estrogen levels through the roof though, it might raise your sex drive but kill your boner

    i took it every day for a month and by the end of it my throat was swollen and sore from the iodine or whatever

    maca is shit
  7. #27
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Enter Ah true, I suppose I could kiss her on the boobs, etc.

    enjoy cum residuals of other men that came before you.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by benny vader enjoy cum residuals of other men that came before you.

    well that ruins everything.
  9. #29
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Enter well that ruins everything.

    was just trying to save you from the mistakes that i did.
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  10. #30
    Fuck it, if I can't get a boner I'm going to ask the prostitute if she'll let me verbally abuse her because it's my fetish. Then take my fucking anger out on her. But I bet she'll cry and then the pimp will be like "yo man what u do to my girl?!?!" and I'll be fucking killed or some shit. ITS NOT FAIR!!!
  11. #31
    Originally posted by Enter I wanna have sex with a hooker when I go on vacation. but what if I can't get a boner? Like, I haven't had sex in so long, what if my penis doesn't know that's what's supposed to happen? :( Especially since I can't kiss or make out with her (aka foreplay). It'll be so fucking humiliating.

    You gonna do this in Fiji? Have you ever talked to anyone from Fiji?

    They're gonna eat you, bro. Like, cut you up, cook you over a fire, and then eat you.
  12. #32
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Enter Fuck it, if I can't get a boner I'm going to ask the prostitute if she'll let me verbally abuse her because it's my fetish. Then take my fucking anger out on her. But I bet she'll cry and then the pimp will be like "yo man what u do to my girl?!?!" and I'll be fucking killed or some shit. ITS NOT FAIR!!!

    ask her or her pimp about their friendly refund policy in advance.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Enter Fuck it, if I can't get a boner I'm going to ask the prostitute if she'll let me verbally abuse her because it's my fetish. Then take my fucking anger out on her. But I bet she'll cry and then the pimp will be like "yo man what u do to my girl?!?!" and I'll be fucking killed or some shit. ITS NOT FAIR!!!

    ....or you can just ask her to suck or stroke your soft cock. They'll do it.
  14. #34
    Madman African Astronaut
    If you can't get a boner you should kill yourself, NARC is an old man with erectile dysfunction don't let him fool you into thinking its normal. Don't masturbate ever obviously, and if you can't get a boner get a sex change.
  15. #35
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Madman If you can't get a boner you should kill yourself, NARC is an old man with erectile dysfunction don't let him fool you into thinking its normal. Don't masturbate ever obviously, and if you can't get a boner get a sex change.

    sorry wot?





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  16. #36
    Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by Enter I wanna have sex with a hooker when I go on vacation. but what if I can't get a boner? Like, I haven't had sex in so long, what if my penis doesn't know that's what's supposed to happen? :( Especially since I can't kiss or make out with her (aka foreplay). It'll be so fucking humiliating.

  17. #37
    Originally posted by NARCassist sorry wot?





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  18. #38
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist sorry wot?





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    G I R T H Y
  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Looks like the trunk of a palm tree, double entendre intended.
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  20. #40
    Chode ass mothafuckas.
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