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Hiring a prostitute to my hotel room but afraid I won't be able to get a boner.
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2018-02-01 at 3:56 PM UTC
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2018-02-01 at 4:37 PM UTC
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2018-02-01 at 4:40 PM UTC
Originally posted by Zanick Try maca root powder. It's a natural aphrodisiac and it's much less expensive than VIagra.
that shit will make your estrogen levels through the roof though, it might raise your sex drive but kill your boner
i took it every day for a month and by the end of it my throat was swollen and sore from the iodine or whatever
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2018-02-01 at 6:34 PM UTC
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2018-02-01 at 6:34 PM UTC
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2018-02-01 at 6:36 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-01 at 6:43 PM UTCFuck it, if I can't get a boner I'm going to ask the prostitute if she'll let me verbally abuse her because it's my fetish. Then take my fucking anger out on her. But I bet she'll cry and then the pimp will be like "yo man what u do to my girl?!?!" and I'll be fucking killed or some shit. ITS NOT FAIR!!!
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2018-02-01 at 6:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter I wanna have sex with a hooker when I go on vacation. but what if I can't get a boner? Like, I haven't had sex in so long, what if my penis doesn't know that's what's supposed to happen? :( Especially since I can't kiss or make out with her (aka foreplay). It'll be so fucking humiliating.
You gonna do this in Fiji? Have you ever talked to anyone from Fiji?
They're gonna eat you, bro. Like, cut you up, cook you over a fire, and then eat you. -
2018-02-01 at 6:57 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter Fuck it, if I can't get a boner I'm going to ask the prostitute if she'll let me verbally abuse her because it's my fetish. Then take my fucking anger out on her. But I bet she'll cry and then the pimp will be like "yo man what u do to my girl?!?!" and I'll be fucking killed or some shit. ITS NOT FAIR!!!
ask her or her pimp about their friendly refund policy in advance. -
2018-02-01 at 8:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter Fuck it, if I can't get a boner I'm going to ask the prostitute if she'll let me verbally abuse her because it's my fetish. Then take my fucking anger out on her. But I bet she'll cry and then the pimp will be like "yo man what u do to my girl?!?!" and I'll be fucking killed or some shit. ITS NOT FAIR!!!
....or you can just ask her to suck or stroke your soft cock. They'll do it. -
2018-02-01 at 8:35 PM UTCIf you can't get a boner you should kill yourself, NARC is an old man with erectile dysfunction don't let him fool you into thinking its normal. Don't masturbate ever obviously, and if you can't get a boner get a sex change.
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2018-02-01 at 9:22 PM UTC
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2018-02-01 at 9:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter I wanna have sex with a hooker when I go on vacation. but what if I can't get a boner? Like, I haven't had sex in so long, what if my penis doesn't know that's what's supposed to happen? :( Especially since I can't kiss or make out with her (aka foreplay). It'll be so fucking humiliating.
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2018-02-02 at 3:39 AM UTC
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2018-02-02 at 3:40 AM UTC
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2018-02-02 at 3:46 AM UTCLooks like the trunk of a palm tree, double entendre intended.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-02 at 3:47 AM UTCChode ass mothafuckas.
