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Hiring a prostitute to my hotel room but afraid I won't be able to get a boner.
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2018-02-01 at 7:07 AM UTCI wanna have sex with a hooker when I go on vacation. but what if I can't get a boner? Like, I haven't had sex in so long, what if my penis doesn't know that's what's supposed to happen? :( Especially since I can't kiss or make out with her (aka foreplay). It'll be so fucking humiliating.
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2018-02-01 at 7:55 AM UTCyou're probably just going to slap her around and cry anyway
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2018-02-01 at 8:16 AM UTCLOL
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2018-02-01 at 8:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter I wanna have sex with a hooker when I go on vacation. but what if I can't get a boner? Like, I haven't had sex in so long, what if my penis doesn't know that's what's supposed to happen? :( Especially since I can't kiss or make out with her (aka foreplay). It'll be so fucking humiliating.
Abstain from fapping for a while beforehand. You can easily become used to fapping as a way of having sex, and normal sex won't work for you. It's called death grip.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/1yxsz7/what_is_death_grip_masturbation/
Why can't you do foreplay with a hooker? You probably won't want to kiss her on the mouth, but can kiss her boobs, ass, neck, etc. It's your time, you can do whatever you want. -
2018-02-01 at 8:23 AM UTCIt'll be fun of you can't. Just tell her you're into SPH.
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2018-02-01 at 8:24 AM UTCSounds like you want to be humiliated. I would say find a prostitute that is comfortable with small penis humiliation. And then when she makes fun of you and you get hard you can bone her to the max.
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2018-02-01 at 8:24 AM UTC
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2018-02-01 at 8:25 AM UTCDon't forget the plastic sheets and bin bags.
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2018-02-01 at 8:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by Issue313 Abstain from fapping for a while beforehand. You can easily become used to fapping as a way of having sex, and normal sex won't work for you. It's called death grip.
https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/1yxsz7/what_is_death_grip_masturbation/
Why can't you do foreplay with a hooker? You probably won't want to kiss her on the mouth, but can kiss her boobs, ass, neck, etc. It's your time, you can do whatever you want.
Ah true, I suppose I could kiss her on the boobs, etc. -
2018-02-01 at 8:39 AM UTCI wonder if I could ask her for drugs.
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2018-02-01 at 8:39 AM UTC
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2018-02-01 at 10:13 AM UTC
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2018-02-01 at 1:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by Enter I wanna have sex with a hooker when I go on vacation. but what if I can't get a boner? Like, I haven't had sex in so long, what if my penis doesn't know that's what's supposed to happen? :( Especially since I can't kiss or make out with her (aka foreplay). It'll be so fucking humiliating.
use multiple rubber-bands to tie your floppy-dicks to one of the free pens they give you at the hotel. use it like a strap-on. -
2018-02-01 at 1:42 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-01 at 1:43 PM UTCTwo words: feather duster
Good luck. -
2018-02-01 at 1:57 PM UTC
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2018-02-01 at 2:30 PM UTC
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2018-02-01 at 2:54 PM UTCTry maca root powder. It's a natural aphrodisiac and it's much less expensive than VIagra.
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2018-02-01 at 3 PM UTC
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2018-02-01 at 3:41 PM UTCJust have her be into submissive role play so you can slap her and call her a cunt.