Hiring a prostitute to my hotel room but afraid I won't be able to get a boner.

1. 2018-02-01 at 7:07 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wanna have sex with a hooker when I go on vacation. but what if I can't get a boner? Like, I haven't had sex in so long, what if my penis doesn't know that's what's supposed to happen? :( Especially since I can't kiss or make out with her (aka foreplay). It'll be so fucking humiliating.
2. 2018-02-01 at 7:55 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   you're probably just going to slap her around and cry anyway
3. 2018-02-01 at 8:16 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   LOL
4. 2018-02-01 at 8:21 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter I wanna have sex with a hooker when I go on vacation. but what if I can't get a boner? Like, I haven't had sex in so long, what if my penis doesn't know that's what's supposed to happen? :( Especially since I can't kiss or make out with her (aka foreplay). It'll be so fucking humiliating.

   
   Abstain from fapping for a while beforehand. You can easily become used to fapping as a way of having sex, and normal sex won't work for you. It's called death grip.
   
   https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/1yxsz7/what_is_death_grip_masturbation/
   
   Why can't you do foreplay with a hooker? You probably won't want to kiss her on the mouth, but can kiss her boobs, ass, neck, etc. It's your time, you can do whatever you want.
5. 2018-02-01 at 8:23 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   It'll be fun of you can't. Just tell her you're into SPH.
6. 2018-02-01 at 8:24 AM UTC

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   ZambianIntelligenceAgency Yung Blood
   Sounds like you want to be humiliated. I would say find a prostitute that is comfortable with small penis humiliation. And then when she makes fun of you and you get hard you can bone her to the max.
   
   #bestadviceinthread
7. 2018-02-01 at 8:24 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by ZambianIntelligenceAgency Sounds like you want to be humiliated. I would say find a prostitute that is comfortable with small penis humiliation. And then when she makes fun of you and you get hard you can bone her to the max.
   
   #bestadviceinthread

   
   And I beat you to it.
8. 2018-02-01 at 8:25 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Don't forget the plastic sheets and bin bags.
9. 2018-02-01 at 8:39 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Issue313 Abstain from fapping for a while beforehand. You can easily become used to fapping as a way of having sex, and normal sex won't work for you. It's called death grip.
   
   https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/1yxsz7/what_is_death_grip_masturbation/
   
   Why can't you do foreplay with a hooker? You probably won't want to kiss her on the mouth, but can kiss her boobs, ass, neck, etc. It's your time, you can do whatever you want.

   
   Ah true, I suppose I could kiss her on the boobs, etc.
10. 2018-02-01 at 8:39 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wonder if I could ask her for drugs.
11. 2018-02-01 at 8:39 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
12. 2018-02-01 at 10:13 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    don't worry pal, it happens to the best of us
    
    
    
    
    
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13. 2018-02-01 at 1:39 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter I wanna have sex with a hooker when I go on vacation. but what if I can't get a boner? Like, I haven't had sex in so long, what if my penis doesn't know that's what's supposed to happen? :( Especially since I can't kiss or make out with her (aka foreplay). It'll be so fucking humiliating.

    
    use multiple rubber-bands to tie your floppy-dicks to one of the free pens they give you at the hotel. use it like a strap-on.
14. 2018-02-01 at 1:42 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist don't worry pal, it happens to the best of us

    
    no it doesnt.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Madman
15. 2018-02-01 at 1:43 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Two words: feather duster
    
    Good luck.
16. 2018-02-01 at 1:57 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Two words: feather duster
    
    Good luck.

    
    dont be such an amateur.
    
    use the whole chicken.
17. 2018-02-01 at 2:30 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by infinityshock dont be such an amateur.
    
    use the whole chicken.

    
    To heavy to carry in your pocket.
18. 2018-02-01 at 2:54 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Try maca root powder. It's a natural aphrodisiac and it's much less expensive than VIagra.
19. 2018-02-01 at 3 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL To heavy to carry in your pocket.

    
    you dont carry it in your pocket...
20. 2018-02-01 at 3:41 PM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Just have her be into submissive role play so you can slap her and call her a cunt.