Lanny Detests Old People

1. 2018-01-31 at 5:50 PM UTC

   #21
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by greenplastic I had a couple classes a while back with this girl that was gorgeous. She got fat and ugly literally over summer break.

   
   no no no, thats the wrong way to see it.
   
   she got fat and ugly becos shes ready to breed. a fat girl is biologically a superior baby maker becos all the nutrients a baby needs is already in her body.
   
   and youll want an ugly girl so that none other than you would want to fuck her, lest you ended up being cicked and raising someone elses kids.
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   • A College Professor
2. 2018-02-01 at 2:55 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by -SpectraL But the truth is, kid, I was building and repairing computers way before you were even born. You weren't even a twinkle in your father's eye when I was squawking in at 33.6. You're not really smart as you think you are.

   
   That's a pretty boring story old man. It'd only be marginally less boring if it were true.
3. 2018-02-01 at 3:01 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny I have no problem with old people per se. It's just the kind that go on and on about their war stories and how many gooks they killed when you know for a fact they accidentally footshot themselves shortly after basic and were never deployed. That's like you spectral, but instead of lying about murdering people for the state you lie about knowing things about computers. It's hard to say which mode of dementia is worse.

   
   why...when i was in the civil war we didnt even have guns. we had to bayonet everything. and that was before they invented flashlights so when you were bayoneting something it was just as likely to be one of your mates as it was to be a redcoat. they didnt even have dementia medication back then.
4. 2018-02-01 at 3:05 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader and mutilated.

   
   from excessively bashing it against your cervix at a high rate of speed.
5. 2018-02-01 at 3:05 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Lanny That's a pretty boring story old man. It'd only be marginally less boring if it were true.

   
   You're just jealous.
6. 2018-02-01 at 3:07 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock from excessively bashing it against your cervix at a high rate of speed.

   
   so whats the differences between ''high speed'' and
   
   ''high rate of speed'' ?????
7. 2018-02-01 at 3:10 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader no no no, thats the wrong way to see it.
   
   she got fat and ugly becos shes ready to breed. a fat girl is biologically a superior baby maker becos all the nutrients a baby needs is already in her body.
   
   and youll want an ugly girl so that none other than you would want to fuck her, lest you ended up being cicked and raising someone elses kids.

   
   nah wtf r u talking about I only fuck 10s
8. 2018-02-01 at 3:10 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader so whats the differences between ''high speed'' and
   
   ''high rate of speed'' ?????

   
   'black and blue' vs 'yoghurt'
9. 2018-02-01 at 3:10 AM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lanny discriminated against poor old women of color
10. 2018-02-01 at 3:11 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic nah wtf r u talking about I only fuck 10s

    
    pics or it didnt happen.
    
    never mind. no one wants to see pics of your neighbors cat.
11. 2018-02-01 at 3:12 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    High speed could be high speed with low speeds combined
    High rate of speed is a constant high speed
12. 2018-02-01 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're just jealous.

    
    No, I'm bored of you and your little fictions.
13. 2018-02-01 at 3:14 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL High speed could be high speed with low speeds combined
    High rate of speed is a constant high speed

    
    or meth on drugs. or meth flowing from a certain point to a different point at a high velocity. or meth entered in some sort of contest scoring well.
    
    fuck the english language and its ambiguity.
14. 2018-02-01 at 4:44 AM UTC

    #34
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Lanny No, I'm bored of you and your little fictions.

    
    Alright, then. How do I "entertain" you? What do I need to work on?
15. 2018-02-01 at 4:45 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
16. 2018-02-01 at 4:49 AM UTC

    #36
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by A College Professor reveal to us all that you are a woman

    
    That's crazy.
17. 2018-02-01 at 5:12 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -SpectraL High speed could be high speed with low speeds combined
    High rate of speed is a constant high speed

    
    what should i call something with a high and higher, and even higher speeds combined ????
18. 2018-02-01 at 5:17 AM UTC

    #38
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    
19. 2018-02-01 at 5:40 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader what should i call something with a high and higher, and even higher speeds combined ????

    
    Ultra velocity.
20. 2018-02-01 at 6:51 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Ultra velocity.

    
    but ultra velocity could also be ultra speed with less than ultra speeds [ie:low speed] combined