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Dude at my work who doesn't eat phallic shaped foods

  1. #21
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Would he eat Cheerios? If so, what would he do if one was broken in half and then he realized when he ate them that they all got broken in half during chewing?
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Vizier I guess mostly because of the whole kiddie raping thing catholic priests do, and a lot of the times the catholic church will protect those pieces of shit. While myself or nobody I know experienced abuse by priests

    Weird. Me either. In fact no one I know does. Isn't it weird.

    We had like 6 pedophile priests in the whole of Ireland in the entire 20th Century.

    The Catholic pedophile thing is a meme spread by the media, who universally hate Catholics.

    Pedophilia is so common among Muslims, it's almost normalised in the society, and is also very common among jedis. But those groups are scary and hold grudges, and hating Catholics is cool.
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  3. #23
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Sounds like he's a little too "aware" of things shaped like or resembling dicks.
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  4. #24
    Originally posted by Issue313 Weird. Me either. In fact no one I know does. Isn't it weird.

    We had like 6 pedophile priests in the whole of Ireland in the entire 20th Century.

    The Catholic pedophile thing is a meme spread by the media, who universally hate Catholics.

    Pedophilia is so common among Muslims, it's almost normalised in the society, and is also very common among jedis. But those groups are scary and hold grudges, and hating Catholics is cool.

    Nobody ever mentions the fact that the rate of sexual abuse on minors within the catholic church is the same as outside of it. I'm not catholic at all but this shit is ridiculously misleading. Like you said, hating catholics is cool.
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Nobody ever mentions the fact that the rate of sexual abuse on minors within the catholic church is the same as outside of it. I'm not catholic at all but this shit is ridiculously misleading. Like you said, hating catholics is cool.

    a jedi priest-class tradition is literally sucking the dick of an infant...
  6. #26
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Originally posted by Issue313 Pedophilia is so common among Muslims, it's almost normalised in the society, and is also very common among jedis. But those groups are scary and hold grudges, and hating Catholics is cool.

    Good point. The whole jedi dick mutilating thing is pretty weird and there's a bunch of pedos in places like hollywood, and while I dont know much about muslims their prophet was a pedophile so it's not surprising at all.

    I think it's cool to hate catholics because you don't get any sort of retaliation from them, where as how dare you say anything negative about jedis or muslims.
  7. #27
    Stick all the dick shape foods in the blender with cranberry juice. it's like a bunch of chopped up bloody cocks and you make him drink it.
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