shoplifting older than 19

2018-01-30 at 4:17 PM UTC

#21

bling bling Dark Matter

2018-01-30 at 4:21 PM UTC

#22

mrhustle Yung Blood

Originally posted by bling bling tomorrow im going hobby craft and clearing owt all they markers

Time is better spent on non marker related items.

2018-01-30 at 5:19 PM UTC

#23

infinityshock Black Hole

someone i know had/has familiarity with the 'loss prevention' scene and based on the context of some (most) of the posts im reading in here, im not sure if i should even post or not.

as a side note...there are several online forums similar to how this one is set up that have 'loss prevention' (read: rent-a-cops) as the main posters. to get a login/password credentials are required...one of which is a certificate from a 'loss prevention' skool. taking into account the posts on some of those sites...comparing/contrasting them to posts on this site...is cause for quite a bit of joviality and a few guffaws.

2018-01-30 at 5:25 PM UTC

#24

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist i don't shoplift to make money like i used to but i do slip the odd treat into my pocket in the local supermarket. i mean its so easy how can you not? but i'm going in as a shopper, and i'm buying things. i'm very good now at not looking at cameras, i am browsing around like shoppers do. i know if they follow you on the cam for so long and don't see anything suspicious then they move on. usually i'll be the guy who is buying five or six items and doesn't bother with a basket. so by the time i get to the checkout i got arms full of different items. either just before i get to the check out or if there's a long line, while i'm queuing a few items just seem to magically fall into my pockets. i can literally do it like a magician in front of peoples face right next to them and i notice them not notice a thing. its like david blaine shit tho, its hilarious, i got my technique so down its like none of that rumaging around opening my coat or putting hands in pockets. i just let things literally fall out of my hands so they land in a nice deep coat pocket. one moment its just one of the many things i'm holding, the next moment its just disappeared from existence, like so quick it doesn't even register in anyone's mind.

i did fuck up with a rookie mistake the other week tho. slipped a jar of expensive coffee away thinking i was all cool, walked out the door and got lit up on the scanner, beep beep beep. just kept walking, didn't look back. i've avoided that shop like the plague since then, lol. am still on license from prison tho so that did worry me a bit.

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breh why are you risking prison time again for a candy bar? I mean it’s your life, I’m not trying to tell you what to do, but that just seems retarded to me. If you weren’t in any sort of trouble, I could see someone doing it, since you could always have plausible deniability that you put it in your pocket and intended to take it out and pay for it at the register but forgot.

2018-01-30 at 5:25 PM UTC

#25

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by mrhustle Time is better spent on non marker related items.

i know someone who would pick a mundane, ridiculous item...shoplift every single one...then abandon the items somewhere. reason being, the chosen retail establishments were juden-fuxated and deserving of the attention.

2018-01-30 at 5:27 PM UTC

#26

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by infinityshock i know someone who would pick a mundane, ridiculous item…shoplift every single one…then abandon the items somewhere. reason being, the chosen retail establishments were juden-fuxated and deserving of the attention.

You are mentally ill.

2018-01-30 at 5:29 PM UTC

#27

infinityshock Black Hole

Originally posted by greenplastic You are mentally ill.

you have a pretty mouth. lets get together and combine our talents

2018-01-30 at 5:44 PM UTC

#28

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by greenplastic breh why are you risking prison time again for a candy bar? I mean it’s your life, I’m not trying to tell you what to do, but that just seems retarded to me. If you weren’t in any sort of trouble, I could see someone doing it, since you could always have plausible deniability that you put it in your pocket and intended to take it out and pay for it at the register but forgot.

most local supermarkets rarely prosecute if its for goods under £10, they'll tell you to fuck off and ban you from store.

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2018-01-30 at 5:46 PM UTC

#29

bling bling Dark Matter

Originally posted by mrhustle Time is better spent on non marker related items.

2018-01-30 at 5:49 PM UTC

#30

infinityshock Black Hole

niggers:

I noticed that all of the African-American products were locked up under lock and key

well fucking duh...stupid niggers steal anything not nailed down.

i find it hilarious that the mentally challenged always associate niggers being treated a certain way due to their behavior is always considered raciss as whiteys fault. theyre so fucking tarded they dont grasp the simple concept that NIGGERS.

- little nigger bastards in school getting disciplined more often than non-niggers= 'whitey be raciss'...not 'niglets be mis'behavin'
- full-grown niggers going to prison at a disproportionate rate than non-niggers= 'whitey be raciss'...not 'niggers cant function in a civilized society'
- nigger retail products locked away= 'whitey be raciss'...not 'niggers be stealin' errting not nailed down'
- i could go on and on and on...

http://www.businessinsider.com/walmart-locking-up-african-american-hair-products-2018-1

https://nypost.com/2018/01/29/mom-sues-walmart-over-segregated-beauty-products/

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/walmart-customers-racism-african-american-afro-black-beauty-products-equality-shopping-a8181946.html

an interesting tidbit of trivia: in the above photo, the light-skinned nigger sitting between the two darker skinned niggers is, in fact, a jedi at the firm of allred, maroko & GOLDBERG. things that make you go 'hm.'

and jedis wonder why no one likes them.

2018-01-30 at 5:50 PM UTC

#31

mrhustle Yung Blood

Originally posted by bling bling

Oh man. your going to tag many a bathroom stalls with those markers.

2018-01-30 at 5:53 PM UTC

#32

bling bling Dark Matter

one time i wrote kentucky fried crap on a kfc toilet seat wif a arrow pointin down to the bowl

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NARCassist

2018-01-30 at 6:01 PM UTC

#33

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist i don't shoplift to make money like i used to but i do slip the odd treat into my pocket in the local supermarket. i mean its so easy how can you not? but i'm going in as a shopper, and i'm buying things. i'm very good now at not looking at cameras, i am browsing around like shoppers do. i know if they follow you on the cam for so long and don't see anything suspicious then they move on. usually i'll be the guy who is buying five or six items and doesn't bother with a basket. so by the time i get to the checkout i got arms full of different items. either just before i get to the check out or if there's a long line, while i'm queuing a few items just seem to magically fall into my pockets. i can literally do it like a magician in front of peoples face right next to them and i notice them not notice a thing. its like david blaine shit tho, its hilarious, i got my technique so down its like none of that rumaging around opening my coat or putting hands in pockets. i just let things literally fall out of my hands so they land in a nice deep coat pocket. one moment its just one of the many things i'm holding, the next moment its just disappeared from existence, like so quick it doesn't even register in anyone's mind.

i did fuck up with a rookie mistake the other week tho. slipped a jar of expensive coffee away thinking i was all cool, walked out the door and got lit up on the scanner, beep beep beep. just kept walking, didn't look back. i've avoided that shop like the plague since then, lol. am still on license from prison tho so that did worry me a bit.

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On license?

2018-01-30 at 6:53 PM UTC

#34

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by bling bling one time i wrote kentucky fried crap on a kfc toilet seat wif a arrow pointin down to the bowl

your av keeps reminding me of j b smoove from larry david

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2018-01-30 at 6:55 PM UTC

#35

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 On license?

parole, basically

same thing.

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2018-01-30 at 8:28 PM UTC

#36

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Originally posted by NARCassist parole, basically

same thing.

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Oh shiet, what are the conditions? Do you get drug tests?

2018-01-30 at 8:38 PM UTC

#37

NARCassist gollums fat coach

i did when i first got out. report to probation and stay out of trouble. else they revoke your license and back to jail.

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2018-01-30 at 8:40 PM UTC

#38

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

Your drivers license? Did you get a DUI or something

2018-01-30 at 9:06 PM UTC

#39

bling bling Dark Matter

i only got caught once but i had to to so my friend cud get away i didnt even catch charges cus i said i was autisiming out and the line freaked me out

2018-01-30 at 11:10 PM UTC

#40

bling bling Dark Matter

finally fpimd ,y old song so glad i found it

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