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Lanny Detests Old People

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Even though he will soon be one himself, sooner than he thinks.


    Discuss?
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    That's racist!.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    When I'm 63 I want to have been dead for 15 years.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    hold on a second...i need to get my spectacles to read this...i left them near my medicine cabinet...i hope. its hard to remember with this dementia or alzheimers or wait. what were we talking about again? oh yea. car keys. i know theyre around here somewhere...
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    There is nothing I hate more than birthdays. Becoming older is a bad thing. If I could I'd be still be 11.

    Why shouldn't one devalue old people? We peak around 19 years old, and it's downhill from there. Some have a spike in their early 30s, but not that many.

    Being old = bad.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 There is nothing I hate more than birthdays. Becoming older is a bad thing. If I could I'd be still be 11.

    Why shouldn't one devalue old people? We peak around 19 years old, and it's downhill from there. Some have a spike in their early 30s, but not that many.

    Being old = bad.

    i dont know what youre talking about. ive dated chicks whos grandkids are older than that and im in better physical shape than any of them.

    i have literally forgotten my birthday on multiple occasions.

    i would get text messages saying 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!' and my first thought is 'wtf? today isnt my birthday' then would have to think for a second and then 'oh yea...it is'

    also...when people ask how old i am, i have to think of what year it is then subtract my birthyear to figure it out.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock i dont know what youre talking about. ive dated chicks whos grandkids are older than that and im in better physical shape than any of them.

    i have literally forgotten my birthday on multiple occasions.

    i would get text messages saying 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!' and my first thought is 'wtf? today isnt my birthday' then would have to think for a second and then 'oh yea…it is'

    also…when people ask how old i am, i have to think of what year it is then subtract my birthyear to figure it out.

    Maybe you're senile.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Issue313 Maybe you're senile.

    most likely
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    lol he thinks hes a connosoiur cus he makes special cocktails but hes still a pisshead
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What I hate is when youngins use it as the "old" card, like it's just some cheap copout they can use whenever you hand them their ass or try to shut them up. "I don't agree with you". "Yeah, well, you're old! So there!", as if experience would not directly translate to some kind of superior wisdom. The youngins have it backward. It's the youngins who don't have the experience, therefore do not have the wisdom, and yet we "olds" are the bad guys who are as dumb as a bag of rocks somehow. Take Lanny, for example. Yes, please, take Lanny. *applause*
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock im in better physical shape than any of them.

    by being spherical ???
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader by being spherical ???

    more like ICBM shaped....except instead of a pointy tip its more a bulbous.

    now come suck it.
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock more like ICBM shaped….except instead of a pointy tip its more a bulbous.

    and mutilated.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I have no problem with old people per se. It's just the kind that go on and on about their war stories and how many gooks they killed when you know for a fact they accidentally footshot themselves shortly after basic and were never deployed. That's like you spectral, but instead of lying about murdering people for the state you lie about knowing things about computers. It's hard to say which mode of dementia is worse.
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Lanny I have no problem with old people per se. It's just the kind that go on and on about their war stories and how many gooks they killed when you know for a fact they accidentally footshot themselves shortly after basic and were never deployed. That's like you spectral, but instead of lying about murdering people for the state you lie about knowing things about computers. It's hard to say which mode of dementia is worse.

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Lanny I have no problem with old people per se. It's just the kind that go on and on about their war stories and how many gooks they killed when you know for a fact they accidentally footshot themselves shortly after basic and were never deployed. That's like you spectral, but instead of lying about murdering people for the state you lie about knowing things about computers. It's hard to say which mode of dementia is worse.

    But the truth is, kid, I was building and repairing computers way before you were even born. You weren't even a twinkle in your father's eye when I was squawking in at 33.6. You're not really smart as you think you are.
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    It is kind of amusing being at university as someone who is a little older than the average student. Younger people don't know things about life sometimes. Like it's kinda funny seeing these 20 year old skanks parade their bodies around and eating/drinking like shit because they just assume they'll be young and hot forever. They don't know that I've known girls like them that after a couple years of that their bodies are going to look like shit permanently and they'll be undesirable. Sometimes it doesn't even take that long. I had a couple classes a while back with this girl that was gorgeous. She got fat and ugly literally over summer break.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm still trying to decide whether it's actually jealousy, or genuine annoyance, or obstinacy of some sort. Right now, I'm leaning toward jealousy.
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    Kids these days, or of any day for that matter.
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