every time your gf isn't with you, just assume she's fucking some other guy

1. 2018-01-29 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   then you won't be disappointed when you find out she's only giving blowjobs
   
   you'll also feel less bad about cheating on her, since in your mind she's cheating on you anyway
   
   ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES
2. 2018-01-29 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   you... do have a girlfriend, don't you?
3. 2018-01-29 at 6:14 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Enter you'll also feel less bad about cheating on her, since in your mind she's cheating on you anyway

   
   This is why I felt comfortable cheating on all my girlfriends. This is not a healthy attitude. I loved them...
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
4. 2018-01-29 at 6:18 AM UTC

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   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   You’re a horrible person, HTS.
5. 2018-01-29 at 6:18 AM UTC

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   Originally posted by Malice You’re a horrible person, HTS.

   
   I know.
6. 2018-01-29 at 6:20 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice You’re a horrible person, HTS.

   
   what about me?
7. 2018-01-29 at 6:20 AM UTC

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   Originally posted by Enter what about me?

   
   You're a good kid.
8. 2018-01-29 at 8:55 PM UTC

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   trippymindfuk African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Enter then you won't be disappointed when you find out she's only giving blowjobs
   
   you'll also feel less bad about cheating on her, since in your mind she's cheating on you anyway
   
   ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

   
   This is top notch advice
9. 2018-01-29 at 8:59 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   this is why you be the 'other guy'
   
   problem solved
10. 2018-01-29 at 9:17 PM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by HTS This is why I felt comfortable cheating on all my girlfriends. This is not a healthy attitude. I loved them…

    
    No you didn't. That's not something you do to someone you love. Bitch
11. 2018-01-29 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Women have sex with whoever presents to them just right.
    Men have sex with whoever presents to them.
    
    So maintaining sexual rights over a woman in her prime reproductive years requires more than what your secondary school teacher told you was the case.
    
    Wow, just awful. You had to fuck her nearly every night? Nightmare into Norwegian! Mareritt!
    
    What are you guys suddenly comparing Mareritt to the Mariott and the Vegas Shooter, etc? How dare you! It was supposed to be the Donald Trump, THE TRUMP TAH MAHAL, etc. 1999 = A UNIFIED FRONT AGAINST JUDAISM.
    
    Oy Vey.
12. 2018-01-29 at 9:21 PM UTC

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    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No you didn't. That's not something you do to someone you love. Bitch

    
    I really did though... I just... needed the D and thought they didn't love me...
13. 2018-01-29 at 9:25 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
14. 2018-01-29 at 9:36 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    mai tigre is b en doeing iit anegom
15. 2018-01-29 at 9:38 PM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby mai tigre is b en doeing iit anegom

    
    You are so unfunny it hurts.
16. 2018-01-29 at 9:49 PM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby mai tigre is b en doeing iit anegom

    
    are u sending at me
17. 2018-01-29 at 10:48 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lol y'all insecure as fuck.
18. 2018-01-29 at 10:50 PM UTC

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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by Enter then you won't be disappointed when you find out she's only giving blowjobs

    
    I fully bought into the memes and this is why I legit only go for village hoes now
19. 2018-01-30 at 12:52 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby mai tigre is b en doeing iit anegom

    
    you illiterate faggot cat lady...go kill yourself
20. 2018-01-30 at 1:20 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm not a cuck so no.