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every time your gf isn't with you, just assume she's fucking some other guy

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    then you won't be disappointed when you find out she's only giving blowjobs

    you'll also feel less bad about cheating on her, since in your mind she's cheating on you anyway

    ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES
  2. #2
    you... do have a girlfriend, don't you?
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Enter you'll also feel less bad about cheating on her, since in your mind she's cheating on you anyway

    This is why I felt comfortable cheating on all my girlfriends. This is not a healthy attitude. I loved them...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    You’re a horrible person, HTS.
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    Originally posted by Malice You’re a horrible person, HTS.

    I know.
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    Originally posted by Malice You’re a horrible person, HTS.

    what about me?
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Enter what about me?

    You're a good kid.
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enter then you won't be disappointed when you find out she's only giving blowjobs

    you'll also feel less bad about cheating on her, since in your mind she's cheating on you anyway

    ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES

    This is top notch advice
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    this is why you be the 'other guy'

    problem solved
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by HTS This is why I felt comfortable cheating on all my girlfriends. This is not a healthy attitude. I loved them…

    No you didn't. That's not something you do to someone you love. Bitch
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    Women have sex with whoever presents to them just right.
    Men have sex with whoever presents to them.

    So maintaining sexual rights over a woman in her prime reproductive years requires more than what your secondary school teacher told you was the case.

    Wow, just awful. You had to fuck her nearly every night? Nightmare into Norwegian! Mareritt!

    What are you guys suddenly comparing Mareritt to the Mariott and the Vegas Shooter, etc? How dare you! It was supposed to be the Donald Trump, THE TRUMP TAH MAHAL, etc. 1999 = A UNIFIED FRONT AGAINST JUDAISM.

    Oy Vey.
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    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No you didn't. That's not something you do to someone you love. Bitch

    I really did though... I just... needed the D and thought they didn't love me...
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    bling bling Dark Matter
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    mai tigre is b en doeing iit anegom
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby mai tigre is b en doeing iit anegom

    You are so unfunny it hurts.
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby mai tigre is b en doeing iit anegom

    are u sending at me
  17. #17
    Lol y'all insecure as fuck.
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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Enter then you won't be disappointed when you find out she's only giving blowjobs

    I fully bought into the memes and this is why I legit only go for village hoes now
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby mai tigre is b en doeing iit anegom

    you illiterate faggot cat lady...go kill yourself
  20. #20
    I'm not a cuck so no.
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