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I've never seen my actual testicles

  1. Originally posted by Him People that argue about sex for 5 pages are sad losers.

    Who was that dude who thought it was normal to bleed from your foreskin during sex and then promptly deleted his acct?
  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu virgin

    fucking hell, did he ask a hooker to stick his phone in her twat so that he could also take a picture to prove to a bunch of sado's on the internet that he'd done the sex as well then?

    wow, that's a strange coincidence huh?



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  3. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock thats the thing about higher life forms…they can choose to reproduce or not with a qualified candidate.

    and how is this different from choosing to give up, voluntarily, the ability to reproduce by getting sex changes ???
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist fucking hell, did he ask a hooker to stick his phone in her twat so that he could also take a picture to prove to a bunch of sado's on the internet that he'd done the sex as well then

    wow, that's a strange coincidence huh
    keep it up the next pic i take of my phone in your hooker mothers snatch is going to have your pic on it and a telephone pole in the background up her back door.
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader and how is this different from choosing to give up, voluntarily, the ability to reproduce by getting sex changes ???

    assuming facts not in evidence, councilor. gtfo

    i clearly stated i havent found an acceptable parent for any sprog i decide or dont decide to spawn
  6. Originally posted by infinityshock assuming facts not in evidence, councilor. gtfo

    i clearly stated i havent found an acceptable parent for any sprog i decide or dont decide to spawn

    That's because you're a gay.
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel That's because you're a gay.

    stfu faggot, and get pregnant with my baby.
  8. Originally posted by infinityshock stfu faggot, and get pregnant with my baby.

    I don't date faggots, sorry.
  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel I don't date faggots, sorry.

    dont flatter yourself. im not trying to make you my girlfriend, you sniveling little bitch. i just want to make usage of your orifices for a little while. and if youre a good girl ill even use some spit to lube you up...otherwise youre getting it dry.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Testicles should be heard and not seen.
  11. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock i clearly stated i havent found an acceptable parent for any sprog i decide or dont decide to spawn

    no such requirement.

    all higher organism reproduce as soon as its opportune to do so.

    and the most successful species are those who produce the most quantity of offsprings rather than quality.

    so in this regard, i think organisms like Bill Krozby and hydro are superior to us, both you and me. while you are still looking for an ''acceptable'' specimen of a whore for your children,

    they are already on their way to their second.
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader no such requirement.

    all higher organism reproduce as soon as its opportune to do so.

    and the most successful species are those who produce the most quantity of offsprings rather than quality.

    so in this regard, i think organisms like Bill Krozby and hydro are superior to us, both you and me. while you are still looking for an ''acceptable'' specimen of a whore for your children,

    they are already on their way to their second.

    youre right.

    c'mere and offer up your orifices to my testicular injections that will make the world a better place.
  13. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre right.

    c'mere and offer up your orifices to my testicular injections that will make the world a better place.

    Bill Krozby is a far superior choice than me.

    pm him.
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader Bill Krozby is a far superior choice than me.

    pm him.

    my testicular-launched fallopian-tube torpedoes arent that selective. you'll both do. you can be co-wives. sister-wives. what the fuck ever the terminology is.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You have to wonder why they call them "testicles". Are they supposed to "test" something? I can't see any testing needed.
  16. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You have to wonder why they call them "testicles". Are they supposed to "test" something? I can't see any testing needed.

    jesus christ.

    i just googled that. im not posting what i found. you go do it.

    i thought it had something to do with the way the jedi-medical-profession names most of the other organs but i wanted to make sure before i posted it.

    nope.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. This thread is like a bunch of crustaceans climbing up on a rock I have thrown into the ocean.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Testicles:

    The testicles (also called testes or gonads) are the male sex glands. They are located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum. The testicles produce and store sperm, and they are also the body's main source of male hormones (testosterone). These hormones control the development of the reproductive organs and other male characteristics, such as body and facial hair, low voice, and wide shoulders.
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Testicles:

    The testicles (also called testes or gonads) are the male sex glands. They are located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum. The testicles produce and store sperm, and they are also the body's main source of male hormones (testosterone). These hormones control the development of the reproductive organs and other male characteristics, such as body and facial hair, low voice, and wide shoulders.

    not even remotely close to what i was talking about
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