I've never seen my actual testicles

1. 2018-01-28 at 7:19 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ...and hopefully never do 😱
2. 2018-01-28 at 7:44 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
3. 2018-01-28 at 7:48 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   
4. 2018-01-28 at 7:52 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by -SpectraL

   
   ?
5. 2018-01-28 at 7:53 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   If you've never seen them, how do you even know you have them?
   
   *crosses arms*
6. 2018-01-28 at 7:55 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Everything else checks out
7. 2018-01-28 at 8:03 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Everything else checks out

   
   Sooo, by order of elimination, you have balls? I see. Well, I don't see your balls, but I see your reasoning.
8. 2018-01-28 at 8:09 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Oh wait, actually I have (sorta), when put a flaslight under my nutsack.
9. 2018-01-28 at 10 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Illuminated nuts.
10. 2018-01-28 at 12:15 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    I'm hoping I get to see them in the flesh this year. Or actually... not... in the flesh. In a jar. Or just... never see them.
11. 2018-01-28 at 3:53 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by HTS I'm hoping I get to see them in the flesh this year. Or actually… not… in the flesh. In a jar. Or just… never see them.

    
    You're getting de-nutted, eh?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2018-01-28 at 5:32 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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13. 2018-01-28 at 5:53 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS I'm hoping I get to see them in the flesh this year. Or actually… not… in the flesh. In a jar. Or just… never see them.

    
    just use a fucking rubberband. they sell them at veterinarian supply stores for like...$2 each.
14. 2018-01-28 at 7:37 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're getting de-nutted, eh?

    
    Yet another form of legal mutilation
15. 2018-01-28 at 7:40 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by HTS I'm hoping I get to see them in the flesh this year. Or actually… not… in the flesh. In a jar. Or just… never see them.

    
    oww shut the fuck up, i can't even think of that shit happening. prolly the one thing that flips me the fuck out even just thinking about it.
    
    
    
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16. 2018-01-28 at 7:51 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by HTS I'm hoping I get to see them in the flesh this year. Or actually… not… in the flesh. In a jar. Or just… never see them.

    
    You...want to TAKE YOUR GENITALS and put them in formaldehide?
    
    I sat for 5 minutes trying to come up with a response...but.....fuck...Jesus
17. 2018-01-28 at 7:51 PM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're getting de-nutted, eh?

    
    God (and a surgeon) willing.
    
    

    Originally posted by NARCassist oww shut the fuck up, i can't even think of that shit happening. prolly the one thing that flips me the fuck out even just thinking about it.
    
    
    
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    ... why?
18. 2018-01-28 at 7:54 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Hts, you take meds? Beside hgh?
19. 2018-01-28 at 7:55 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    tranny pills
20. 2018-01-28 at 7:58 PM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by HTS I'm hoping I get to see them in the flesh this year. Or actually… not… in the flesh. In a jar. Or just… never see them.

    
    You've been saying that for years and years. Canadian healthcare gets in the way and a lack of resolve. PUT UP, OR SHUT UP!