Post your earliest memory

1. 2018-01-21 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #101
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grimace I affectionately call them "wife beaters", thank you. And yes, I occasionally do. People shouldn't do many things, but they do. MOST PEOPLE shouldn't breathe, but they do.

   
   This must be confusing to anybody trying to learn English.
   
   "HE BEATS HIS WIFE? VERY NICE"
2. 2018-01-21 at 8:45 PM UTC

   #102
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Just like all languages, nations, and dialects have phrases, so do we. Learn it, or get the fuck out.
   
   :)
3. 2018-01-21 at 9:22 PM UTC

   #103
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grimace Just like all languages, nations, and dialects have phrases, so do we. Learn it, or get the fuck out.
   
   :)

   
   Have you ever left the country?
4. 2018-01-21 at 9:25 PM UTC

   #104
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grimace What?

   
   agreed
5. 2018-01-21 at 9:49 PM UTC

   #105
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Have you ever left the country?

   
   Have you?
   
   Have you ever played Skipbo and had a realization? I bet you haven't queer. Think twice before stepping to me again.
6. 2018-01-21 at 10:27 PM UTC

   #106
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Enter I hate how a lot of my more prominent memories involve me being abused in some way. Not many happy memories off the top of my head.

   
   Same here.
   
   I remember the police arresting my mom and taking her to jail. I also remember another inncident where she was like kicking in the door to get inside while my aunt was watching us and I think she got arrested for that as well.
   
   I was always scared of my mother as a child. Then she played off this big christianity thing and pretended like she was a saint and a perfect mother.
7. 2018-01-21 at 10:29 PM UTC

   #107
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   How do you guys even know the order of your earliest memories
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2018-01-21 at 10:30 PM UTC

   #108
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Daily How do you guys even know the order of your earliest memories

   
   By places I lived. My parents moved a lot.
9. 2018-01-21 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #109
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Daily How do you guys even know the order of your earliest memories

   
   mine are based on where i lived...what my sibling looked like...what dog my grandparents had...which car my parents/grandparents had...
10. 2018-01-21 at 10:43 PM UTC

    #110
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace Have you?
    
    Have you ever played Skipbo and had a realization? I bet you haven't queer. Think twice before stepping to me again.

    
    Yes, many times.
11. 2018-01-21 at 10:44 PM UTC

    #111
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Daily How do you guys even know the order of your earliest memories

    
    That's what I'm saying. Everybody here posting about specific memories is talking out of their ass. If you think you really, truly can remember something that far back—you're probably wrong.
12. 2018-01-22 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #112
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grimace Dang, Daniel. You's one sick piece. Seriously though, what was your childhood like?
    
    My being to prison has nothing to do with how well I can or can't fight. Don't cuck yourself into a corner because I was in prison, or that I shaved my head bald, or that I have tattoos. These are all things that some people use as a trigger for "I am intimidated". While I DO appreciate when people are intimidated of me because I am sick and love to exert dominance, I am not that way normally.
    
    Let's be friends, Enter.

    
    Can I be your friend too